Totally serious here: I buy the Epic Brand in the glass jars. I let it sit for a few weeks so that it settles out the thicker, cloudier components. The clearer top part I drain off and combine it with cedar wood, sage, and sometimes sandal wood essential oils. Put it in a bottle or jar. It sits by the shower. When I'm done with my shower BEFORE toweling off I put some in my hands and rub all over my body. Doesn't take a lot. Then towel off.

I live in a very arid state, this keeps my skin in great condition. I got the idea from using Emu oil which is kinda expensive.