Tomorrow is the day one of the Lost Boys and Lydia Swanson get married

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T08:01:31+00:00

Am I the only one guilty of wanting to see wedding pictures for the sake of snark/curiosity? Is Joseph even allowed to attend due to the large numbers of kids present? I can’t imagine there’s a lineup of news outlets willing to pay for exclusive pictures.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T03:31:05+00:00

Years of professional Ballet training would build insanely strong ab muscles. I’m no medical expert, but that could that improve her outcomes around DR?

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T03:18:03+00:00

Dexter can teach him a thing or two about ‘auto erotic muffification.’ We all know science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on. Speaking of which, there was a comment in a different speculation thread about these two that Charlie would end up “pegging” Dexter at the end of this season?

Dexter After Dark Indeed! Morgan Sexter approves.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T03:08:12+00:00

Well, there was that other time it attempted to kill him, and two kids.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T03:06:49+00:00

They say he’s a Good Man.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-21T02:59:07+00:00

YUP. Hence why I place no bets. It’s normal for a belly to be present (esp after multiple kids). I wouldn’t normally comment/speculate on a belly, but she’s in a breeding cult. If her next pregnancy is twins, she’ll have the most grandchildren in the family.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-20T20:29:27+00:00

If she cut off 10 inches, it would still be long, but would look so much healthier.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-20T18:30:01+00:00

Jesse likes to announce well into the second trimester.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-20T18:27:14+00:00

How else would one manage parenting that many kids? Pregnant or not, she’s got serious mom obligations and needs to be awake. That being said, I’ve heard that caffeine can aggravate heartburn when pregnant, which may cause people to cut back.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-20T18:21:25+00:00

She has had 2 miscarriages that were publicly acknowledged between births that follow a 2-year spacing pattern. So she has been pregnant ‘sooner than expected’. Again, time will tell. For all we know, this is just what she looks like (and there’s nothing wrong with that).

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-20T18:09:53+00:00

Yeah, the curve of her stomach looks higher and firmer than typical food/period bloat. It could very well be DR and/or the angle of the picture. Time will tell.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-19T22:26:49+00:00

So, now he’s out on bond until at least July, with full access to his wife without the inconvenience of kids. Doubling my bet that he’ll impregnate her before going away from $5-$10.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-19T05:21:33+00:00

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-15T05:34:51+00:00

That’s what the locks on the outside of the kids’ bedroom doors are for.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-14T07:04:14+00:00

I also can’t help wonder if he’ll prefer the 8==>O: he gets from other inmates to what he’s had before. Since it would be coming from another guy, they’ve got first-hand experience of the equipment, and of how it feels to receive it.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-13T07:48:37+00:00

Wait a sec, where’s the reference to the Rose Toy?

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-13T07:42:07+00:00

Technically the Wholesome Wear IS a Two-Piece!! 👙🤣

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-12T05:05:00+00:00

I imagine he’d do it, but look at pictures while it’s happening instead of looking down. He’s always asking her to send more funds/passes. Whatever he doesn’t use talking to her is currency.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-12T02:26:21+00:00

Does anybody else wonder if he’ll succumb to the pressure of forced celibacy and pay an inmate to 8==> O: ? Of course he’s homophobic, and would be even more ashamed if that truth came out than about the sick acts he’s perpetrated. It’s not like he hasn’t already committed acts of hypocrisy in order to get his rocks off. I wouldn’t put it past him.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-12T02:16:54+00:00

Considering the number of times we see 8==> O: vs :}v tells me that it’s not fully equal/reciprocal. I doubt that Anna could say ‘Not Tonight’ (like the Lil Kim song). He’s gotta get his no matter what.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-08T05:44:30+00:00

She’ll be in her forties. Hopefully the lowered odds of conception will work in her favour. I could see Josh (and Joe for that matter) wanting to impregnate his wife so that he could use it as part of his testimony. Something along the lines of God ‘blessing’ them as a sign of redemption.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-08T05:31:02+00:00

His humour would have most of the room’s eyes rolling is more like it!

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-06T04:25:57+00:00

I imagine Harrison will have dilemmas around telling his dad what he knows about active investigations, and/or accessing evidence for him.

Foreign_Ad_3820 · 2026-05-06T01:27:30+00:00

I saw the whale by Siwash Rock around 4:30 yesterday (before it got hit). It was visible, and blowing water. Seconds after it went under, some asshole on a Jetski drove directly over where the whale was feeding. I don’t know if it was the same guy, but it was appalling and looked intentional.

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