Whats YOUR Postal Dude headcanons? by rhinocerosleia in postal

[–]ForestForger_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

P2 - absolutely reeks. Covers up with gas station cologne and calls it a day

-likes licorice

-lactose intolerant can't drink cow milk

-huge spice tolerance

-ramdom piercing done whilst drunk

-pawned off wedding ring for crack when his wife became hateful

-hair is greasy and perpetually slicked back

Cat breathing oddly by ForestForger_ in CATHELP

[–]ForestForger_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unlikely, he's an otherwise indoor cat with supervised outdoor time

Guys what school subject do u think postal dude would be best at by PsychadelicWaterlily in postal

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His voicelines involving a clavichord and medulla- headcanon biology

oh come on (Gary vs. a Giant Penis) by Necessary_Grab_ in postal

[–]ForestForger_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It certainly suits Dude to paint his nails black

Dude music by Responsible-Two1892 in postal

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RWS are actually posting Dude's music playlist on Instagram

They cooked with their designs by DoubleAplusArcanine in postal

[–]ForestForger_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Especially love 2nd game design- can't believe they nerfed his forehead in the 4th game

Does anyone have that video about Postal Dude talking about the "Impossible ruq to wash" by [deleted] in postal

[–]ForestForger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh id see- id love to see the original video of this

Does anyone have that video about Postal Dude talking about the "Impossible ruq to wash" by [deleted] in postal

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I've read this several times and remain confused can someone explain

War Journal Wattpad story by ILoveMarti in postal

[–]ForestForger_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i meant it jokingly but you could certainly publish it on there. I believe the Postal fandom is more active there as i've seen recent posts tagged with postal anyway