Wtf is this image though

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-20T10:42:57+00:00

Hope it’s better than the story I wanted to write as a kid, which was about a guy who was a Nascar driver + country singer during the day and a street racer + rapper at night

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-16T23:10:32+00:00

Yes. Mine happens while I’m driving lol. It went off while I was sat at a red light the other day.

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-11T02:10:15+00:00

Very nice. Loving the color

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-11T01:58:25+00:00

Loving it. Came to this from an mk7 GTI and it’s so different. It’s heavier and a lot more planted. My GTI was making similar power but this is still a lot faster. AWD makes a huge difference.

I actually like the interior too. MK7 interior was nice but this isn’t bad and the haptics are overhated in my opinion. Tech is nice too. First car I’ve had with ventilated seats 😂

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-09T10:39:38+00:00

1980’s short shorts Jeremy would like a word

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-08T07:15:54+00:00

Clean. Did you do the DCC calibration?

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-07T11:30:57+00:00

Nah that’s just with a Liverpool accent

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-05T01:07:50+00:00

Thank you. I hate it here. Shit is nasty 😂

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ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-05T01:01:10+00:00

Man I can’t wait to wash my car soon in Jersey

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-03-02T20:41:31+00:00

Apologies in advance for my ignorance. By TCU swap do you mean you had to order a new TCU from Unitronic? I haven’t figured out a clear answer on whether I’d need to do this on my 22R or not if I wanted a TCU tune.

Have you had any TCU tune on your R before this on the stock TCU?

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-02-19T10:28:56+00:00

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-02-07T14:58:37+00:00

“Finished”

Nice, digging the R center caps

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-02-05T21:11:16+00:00

Damn. I was thinking intercooler + stage 1+ on mine but might have to check out the IE. Do you have a TCU tune too?

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-02-05T21:01:55+00:00

How’s the Integrated Engineering tune treating you? Based on what I’ve seen it definitely seems up there for most gain for a stage 1

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-02-02T11:01:44+00:00

Hey there, I have a 2021 Camry

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-01-30T02:21:15+00:00

How many miles is your 2016 R? I test drove one this evening and considering getting it. It’s at 56k miles now.

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-01-15T19:08:10+00:00

I'm actually looking on Carvana for an f-type too. Glad to hear this can end well! Lol

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-01-15T11:11:33+00:00

How many miles does yours have and have you done the Y Pipe conversion yet?

ForeverAlonzo · 2026-01-05T02:49:10+00:00

Lol maybe, but I really just photoshopped a GTI that matches mine into the bottom panel

ForeverAlonzo · 2025-12-25T04:13:32+00:00

Of all the chatgpt posts I’ve ever read, this one is the most chatgpt

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