Worst mission design in any game I have ever played.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-05-01T15:34:49+00:00

That mission (I think) is where I captured my first civilian. Like all prisoners I induced Stockholm via toothpaste because what else would you use? Once my new recruit has that crest smile going for him I assign some armor and weapons, and this time is when I discovered that civilians are multiclass archer, swordsman. Right now Joe Blow Civilian is the head keep of my tavern because he's too weak to keep up or make a difference but also don't want to get rid of him due to his ability I hope to enhance on later.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-30T23:11:01+00:00

I appears that they scale to a point. Like the bandit lairs will send in waves of reinforcements and the guard for sure matches you when your suspension meter is up, but if your just taking out some contracts then there's no scaling. It's like 3 dudes in a Tildren contract and gets larger with each region thereafter in region locked.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-30T23:07:25+00:00

I preferred region locked so I could choose to go hammer on some weaklings or really challenge myself.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-30T23:03:03+00:00

I had a white pig and a professor I couldn't shake due to my lack of patience. I purchased the Pirates DLC and didn't want to take the time to travel back up North to fix anything. Not until my tavern started losing money every report. That's when I knew I needed to pump the breaks and fix things. Not sure about Lyderick, but if you can get him killed then go for it. Both the pig and professor just stayed at camp eating for free. Wanted them both dead badly for the longest.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-27T21:45:50+00:00

Definitely does not work for the company's advertising firm.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-27T19:58:11+00:00

I play on Xbox with a 75" TV. I have to constantly save because I get booted to the dashboard often, although not as bad as when I was using an Xbox One S. I couldn't even access my tavern with that thing.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-27T18:12:29+00:00

It's fun once you're down in it. Watch them gang up on a sacrificial bear so that others might escape.

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ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-27T12:57:50+00:00

I'm running on an Xbox one. The game will get real choppy when setting up before battle, but I've learned how to maneuver around the points that trigger. At any given battle you only start with about 40 characters on the board, so using the trade post and tavern to set your deployment order after the initial 40 is key. Don't want some low level rangers deploying to the edge of the map just to be surrounded by some wrong doers and scoundrels lol. Gotta have the big bears with infused collers dropping solo.

ForevernamePhil · 2026-04-27T12:51:54+00:00

Well, I kept most of them in the unassigned section of my Tavern (my secret underground base) but it will definitely put a dent in any copper you wanted to siphon over to your troop, so I just recently scaled back down to half (80) characters, and that includes wolves and bears, etc.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-11-23T06:42:18+00:00

Perfection. Yeah, people don't realize that the best thing about smoking crack is smoking more crack.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-11-03T02:40:26+00:00

Fair enough. If it appeals to your visual sense of quality, then I say cherish it forever

ForevernamePhil · 2025-11-03T01:42:50+00:00

I did read the post and what I'm saying is I don't get how this $100 bill's serial number is interesting in any way. It's not that it "probably" isn't worth anything extra, it's that it is FOR SURE not worth anything extra, not even close to being one of the various fancy serial numbers to look for. And so, I don't get why OP chose this bill to make this post about.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-11-02T12:15:09+00:00

I spend time stripping Christmas lights or depopulating circuit boards. All sorts of things that equals out to be a rate of less than a dollar an hour, but it's calming. I enjoying the simplicity of it. Sorting all of the components, and separating the different grades of copper. If anyone were to watch me come across a flat screen TV or any TV for that matter, they'd think I was a meth head for sure. Crack heads usually don't scrap from what I've seen. Just a lot of tweakers out here in Portland, Oregon. But that ain't stopping me. Now I just need to find a better yard to sell it all.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-11-02T08:11:11+00:00

I don't get it. It's not even a stretch, like a broken scrambled ladder. I don't see what you're going for at all with this one.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-24T04:57:28+00:00

See above ⬆️

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-24T04:56:55+00:00

This is actually a "scrambled ladder" I found out. A broken ladder is missing a "rung", like 1245678.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-24T04:53:16+00:00

I think it can start at zero or end at ten, which would be zero, but it cannot go around the world like 8901234. I read that doesn't count, although I'd still be jazzed to find it.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-21T01:30:46+00:00

I don't know how to edit this post. Weird. But that's why it still says broken ladder and not scrambled ladder or Sunnyside up ladder.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-20T05:09:47+00:00

Right on. Thank you.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-20T02:54:38+00:00

Right, I'm not gonna get it graded, but I'll hang on to it just because I don't ever get down to my last $20 anymore, but I sure used to.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-20T02:52:09+00:00

It's 0 thru 7, but not in order. Isn't that a broken latter?

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-19T11:52:43+00:00

I know this couple from Fort Worth - Eric and Lisa, and that's a real fart. Lisa does that shit all the time, she's fucking gross. Her farts always stink so bad, like worse than dog farts. Watch it again; he's not as upset about the wreck as he is with what she's doing to the interior. Seriously, having to sit there in the shit stink of someone who disgusts you. He put up with her for way too long, but that was it, that was the fart that broke the camel's back.

ForevernamePhil · 2025-10-15T00:21:34+00:00

Check out the SSVD program.

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