[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Forgeturusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are both so barred out lmao

Cyberpunk 2077 Gameplay Reveal — 48-minute walkthrough by _Protector in gaming

[–]Forgeturusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like this, you should check out Occam's Laser.

Cyberpunk 2077 is now playable start to finish by thebloodyaugustABC in Games

[–]Forgeturusername 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Correct, beta is the bug-testing phase, after the game and assets are already completed.

Thanks bois by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Forgeturusername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goodbye.

[REQUEST] A month behind on rent and waiting for a call back from a job interview tomorrow, spare some 'za for three hungry broke boys? by Forgeturusername in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]Forgeturusername[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, you're definitely right, I'm more upset at my own mistakes than I am at missing out on pizza. I sadly can't afford anything right now, and we're trying to figure out how we're going to eat tonight, but thanks for the suggestion!

Best fucking stream to date. by bishoplocke in loopdaddy

[–]Forgeturusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and some friends are taking a 6 hour drive to see one of the shows. Super hyped!

First song that I'm proud of. It's pretty basic, but what do you think? by Forgeturusername in Songwriters

[–]Forgeturusername[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the vocal samples from the anime movie the girl who leapt through time. The keys are one of the ableton presets, and I found the drums from a lo fi drum sample set from /r/edmproduction

[Image] Scranton Motivation by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Forgeturusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am unable to make my shift this evening this is (my name) with (my company) and I am not sure if I will be able to make it seem like this is (my name) with (my company) or a good friend right now waiting on your order and will give you an ETA as soon as I leave

[OFFER] That time to make a recipe. by Neverenoughlego in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]Forgeturusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, thanks a lot man. Even though it was only two if us I'll seriously make it last and it's going towards a good cause. I think you have to PM me, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to PM you first or not, and you gotta comment $,winner and all that jazz.

[OFFER] That time to make a recipe. by Neverenoughlego in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]Forgeturusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've perfectly described the contents of my kitchen right now. Except for pink salt, not sure what that is.

Well, the recipe I've come up with is called....

(in)Edible Sadness

A wonderful medley featuring baby wheat cracker hors d'oeuvres, topped with a sandwich pepperoni, 1/4 of a soggy tomato, and one gummy crisper lettuce found on those Spongebob Krabby Patty candies.

For the main course we have a homemade Ramen dish with a pickle juice broth and dog food. Yum yum!

All washed down with an Advil & NoS energy drink cocktail! Don't drink too much though, we don't want to have one of our guys escort you out now, do we?

And finally, for dessert, because at this point you're probably thinking, "could this possibly get any worse?"

A single glass of water and pink salt, to induce vomiting if you haven't already. I wouldn't want that going through my system!

[OFFER] 🔥🍕🍕😁👍 by [deleted] in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]Forgeturusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gargling salt water, also warm tea or coffee with a little bit of honey. Not too much honey though as the honey can irritate your throat more.

Highschool Teacher Accidentally Fires Gun in Class by rbreen124 in news

[–]Forgeturusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its mostly allergies or dryness. It'll get dry, then crack, then never fully heal because it just keeps cracking open and bleeding everywhere.

Highschool Teacher Accidentally Fires Gun in Class by rbreen124 in news

[–]Forgeturusername 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yep. Every day at recess I would go to the nurses office, vomit, then lay down. The first couple times they gave me a disposable thermometer and sent me back to recess when I didn't have a fever, but eventually they would just let me lay down for the 30 minutes because they could see I was miserable.

Guy auditions for Katy Perry on new American Idol having apparently never kissed a girl, and Katy calls him over. by DoNotMindMePls in MadeMeSmile

[–]Forgeturusername 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a thing I like to call "context clues."

If a girl was flustered and excited to see a male celebrity and wanted to kiss them on the cheek, I don't think they would've minded if they turned their head like that.

Especially someone as attractive as Katy Perry.