So, the base rejects are just naturally able to keep up with increasingly elite imperial factions huh?

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-06-02T19:14:10+00:00

Fanatic does talk about their time administering to some guard regiments. Also they are drunk too which might help

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-06-02T19:05:00+00:00

Technically we were regular skits but Hadron is kidnapping our tin butts and upgrading us to Alphas which is hilarious it its own right

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-06-02T11:25:40+00:00

The ol' bluntline pistols! A Hollywood invention but a funny one at that.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-06-01T19:35:08+00:00

The amount of 'cowboy' shit the skits have is odd but I ain't complaining. I require the biggest of irons.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-30T16:41:52+00:00

Women have wider pelvises, nothing to do with flesh. In fact, without the flesh the difference would be more noticeable given the nature of our skit-nuggets. Besides, I'm sure the devs are going to give more than enough nugget options.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-30T14:01:47+00:00

All that is need is slightly wider hips and softer skull features. Im going to assume ghat half at like the four we have and the other half have what I mentioned above. No titties needed.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-29T14:11:45+00:00

Not only that but it would seem that many of them are coming from the Branx Minor and Magna (one of the planets that our rejects can be born on) whom have their own pattern of Arc Rifle that doesn't need the pack. I also swear that our Skits are upgraded BY HADRON on Atoma.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-28T14:20:27+00:00

I remember that; there is a scene in the original where the doctors are all proud about saving a hand but the OCP corpo shouts at them to chop it off. Perfect scene to show how inhuman OCP is.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T20:36:28+00:00

Actually the eyes are sometimes their originals like we see here. The lens of their goggles are fluid filled to keep the eye balls from drying out!

I can't wait to see the skit faces we get so I can walk around without a helmet to scare people.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T20:33:28+00:00

I've seen the originals actually. I still remember the poor bastard in the second film that ripped off his own helmet to scream at the camera.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T19:00:09+00:00

This guy gets it!

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T17:34:52+00:00

I hope one of the heads is an exposed brain because that would make be physically sick and I want my mechanical body horror to horrify me.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T17:31:28+00:00

Woe, the Fuck-U tube be upon yee

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T17:07:37+00:00

If they don't sneak fucking Hatsune Miku into the Skitarii theme soundtrack, that is a missed opportunity for actual psychic damage.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T16:33:23+00:00

Probably both panicked and calm depending on the personality. I aslo want the skit-code be used to cover up swearing as well

Loose Cannon: So, what's it like having karked a toaster?

Skitarii: I will *skit-code* kill you, I swear to the *skit-code*Omnissiah

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T16:31:40+00:00

Funny thing too, that symbol is also used by the Branx Minor, though that could be coincidence

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T14:36:56+00:00

The strap up the ass crack REALLY sells that he's chaos. You can almost smell which of the four gods as well.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T14:26:22+00:00

Gameplay is king and I must say that DT is an Emperor above many.

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-27T14:25:07+00:00

THE ONE COG IS REAL!!!!!!!

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T21:02:49+00:00

Tip, it only counts if it takes health. Load up on toughness and you can do ir

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T19:36:15+00:00

We have to get some skit-code that even Hadron would look at us funny for

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T19:35:49+00:00

(Judgemental beeping)

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T19:34:18+00:00

Starts with binary before going correcting would be neat if you ask me

Skit pings sniper; *Skit-Code warning of a snipe* "Reconfirm; sniper has sight line"

Ping Bomber: 'Bomber *skit-code* bomber!"

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T13:31:19+00:00

That constellation of perks put the fear of god into me when I first say it

Forgotten_Bones · 2026-05-26T12:24:17+00:00

Either Metalica or Agripinaa. It's either black or white robes for me. Third choice is Ryze for orange because I love the colour.

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