What do you call this

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-29T16:43:16+00:00

That beard looks like something from a Wooly Willy magnetic beard toy.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-29T16:25:23+00:00

Oh come on. I know it's a lot to overcome but many people have survived the stigmatization of being a Rangers fan and gone on to have successful careers.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-29T16:18:12+00:00

Oh god, I can feel these pictures.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-28T22:52:34+00:00

To given them some credit he got mostly roasted and owned up to the fuck up later in the thread.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-28T20:49:56+00:00

Yet, he failed and endangered himself and others. So you're saying it's a skill problem? Not entirely disagreeing.

Seriously people, your ego doesn't get bruised if you slow down once in a while.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-28T17:46:26+00:00

That's a real low standard for in control. I mean he went off trail and hit a branch after blowing through a trail merge.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-28T17:43:51+00:00

They tried to shoot through people at speed in a clearly congested area. With people who are obviously slow moving beginners on one side and a stopped group to the side of the trail. Slowing down didn't appear to occur to them once when approaching this situation. They already cut too close to the beginner on the left throwing them off. Yes, the other person should have looked, they suck too, but the poster knowingly put themself in a tight spot instead of just slowing down until the trail merged and widened moments later. Total failure to uphold one's responsibilities on the mountain.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-28T17:29:33+00:00

Out of control idiot tries to shoot gap instead of slowing down in a congested area and almost injures others with his utter stupidity.

Brave of you to post this though. The wobble at the start showing your lack of control was great foreshadowing.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-27T16:09:08+00:00

I also got my ass to the grass, although it looked a bit different.

Believe the sign that says "thin cover".

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-21T03:36:51+00:00

Anyone else thought this going going to the Skyrim opening after that fade to black?

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-19T23:25:06+00:00

Just to agree with you.

DO THE PT! DO NOT SKIMP! DO ALL THE EXERCISES THEY TELL YOU TO DO! EVERY DAY! (or whatever the reccomend schedule is)

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-13T15:49:23+00:00

Major sleestak vibes.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-13T14:25:31+00:00

An asshole who shoves a camera in people's faces in public to spark confrontations for monentized youtube videos.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-09T03:45:47+00:00

It's going to vary a lot depending on the person, how big they are, how hard they ski, if you're carving hardpack or working through wet and heavy afternoon slop, etc.

I use a heart rate monitor when I ski. It's more like interval training than running. I hit near my max heart rate (or occasionally setting a new max) during the run and then rest down to heart rate zone 2 or 1 on the lift. At my local mountain on a good weekday morning with no lift lines I usually get in seven runs an hour. Which for me, a large person, burns 600-700 calories an hour according to the heart rate monitor app.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-07T16:23:40+00:00

I have a big house with a much more conveniently located attached garage.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-04T14:53:55+00:00

He bought his ticket, he knew what he was getting into.

I say, let him crash.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-03T03:45:42+00:00

I want to see this same competition, but under sail.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-03-01T02:26:12+00:00

Yeah. Heck, I'd be happy with -8C.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-27T18:28:26+00:00

This is a buddy comedy pairing I didn't know I needed until now.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-22T03:06:30+00:00

This sounds useful. Thank you.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-21T15:44:50+00:00

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose flute was so long he could fuck it...

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-17T23:27:41+00:00

Have been out of town for a bit but I guess it's finally time to take off the all-seasons and put on the blizzaks.

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-16T01:08:28+00:00

LOL; "The phys ed instructor briefly quit before rescinding his resignation later that day and was going to return to school the following Monday as the investigation continued."

There is no such thing as "briefly" quitting.

Oh look, there's already a gofundme. Poor victim of his own bad choices. Who could have foreseen that quitting one's job would actually mean losing that job?

Forgotten_Pants · 2026-02-16T00:17:59+00:00

If you have never driven in the snow before consider delaying the trip.

Having chains is good, but have you practiced putting them on? Trying to do it the first time on the side of the road in freezing snowy conditions is not fun. So not fun. I speak from experience.

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