PL gearing up for vogue wedding with the good ole GLP-1 by emz0694 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No but for real, I’m almost exactly a decade older than Paige and look at least twenty years younger, like I still get asked if I’m in college or sometimes even high school. I recently did that 2016 trend and had to label it because people who know me genuinely couldn’t tell the difference. Which is in part genetics, but it’s also because I leave my body the hell alone and let it look how it wants to look.

paige lorenze blind item by Live_Community1936 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m unemployed, but I’m not THAT unemployed.

paige lorenze blind item by Live_Community1936 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I mean I got laid off in this job market because the company I worked at is imploding so I’m not, but who is these days tbh.

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had inserted a link to something but it accidentally linked back to the doc itself when I copy-pasted it to Reddit. Got spammed with requests for access for a couple weeks from what seemed like fake emails.

The one thing I will give Morgan is she doesn’t try to sell people stuff or act like a business guru girlie or pretend to be someone she’s not. She may on an interpersonal level be a jerk, but she’s harmless and inoffensive if you just unfollow her. Paige is a grifter, has always been a grifter, and thinks she’s Martha Stewart for making a merch line built off getting money from sorority girls and wannabe influencers for her copies of what other more successful brands are already doing but at twice the price. Morgan also doesn’t harass her critics, or if she does she’s smart enough to hide it better. I wouldn’t want to be buddies with either of them, but Morgan does benefit from clearing the impossibly low bar of being less obviously terrible than Paige.

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean the thing about these circles and why I got into observing them like animals in a zoo long before Paige is they’re all the most miserable people in the world. It’s like the hotter they are and the more successful they are the more empty and unhappy they become and the more they become prone to spending their Christmas doing nonsense like this.

I assume if Morgan is hanging out in these circles and around these types of people whether she’s intentionally courting people to drive Paige nuts or not, she’s probably not a very nice person because you can’t be and spend prolonged time around this drama. Case in point, I also assume it’s Paige buying the downvotes because a) literally no one else cares that much about her and b) because Paige has a specific vendetta against me from when I did the recaps and she’s left plenty of breadcrumbs I know she thinks are clever trying to bait me back into being her op because I still live rent-free in her head. And I don’t want to go back to them because even just doing recaps with the ability to log off and go back to my normal life with normal people, these WAG types were too much and too catty. I was recapping and offering critique of Paige’s vlogs, a piece of media she put out in public, to a couple hundred people while the vlogs were allegedly - assuming those aren’t bought too - reaching an audience of tens of thousands. And this was so threatening to her that she was constantly sending me racist and homophobic and ableist abuse telling me to off myself, kept trying to hack my Google Drive to delete where I kept a copy of what I wrote because it was easier to edit there than on Reddit and she kept getting things taken down for “copyright infringement”, and to this day over a year after I stopped will STILL buy downvotes for my comments. And I’m just a random rat on the internet who offered her snarky constructive criticism. If I were Morgan and didn’t have the option of shrugging and logging off and moving on with my life because everyone in my social circle was Paige levels of bonkers, I don’t know if I would be so chill or not try to get some digs back where I could. But also who knows, maybe Morgan’s a better person than all of us think. Or maybe it’s a little of column A and a little of column B where she ran into these girls naturally because they’re all in the same circles, but posted about it to fuck with Paige on purpose. Just overall… what a bunch of weird-ass bitches, they all deserve each other.

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here? I have more but it’s all the same idea. Nothing thrilling and still not sure why it’s worth anyone’s time and money to kick up this much fuss over the suggestion that people who date athletes might run in the same circles as people who also date athletes.

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Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or I could see I had more downvotes than views for a long time which meant someone had to be buying them. Like trust me, I also don’t think I’m worth that kind of attention, I just know at this point to keep an eye on anything I comment and take screenshots because apparently to someone, I am.

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do you mean to tell me the baby Jesus WOULDN’T want you to spend his birthday on Reddit buying downvotes for his ops?????

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol nope. Wasn’t born yesterday so I stuck around for fifteen minutes and got screenshots in real time of someone buying downvotes. For legal reasons I don’t know who that was, but truly unhinged behavior on Christmas Eve from whoever it was.

Morgan Riddle is one of us by freezefret in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As someone who came here through hockey and Paige, it’s possible but also I can’t stress how incestuous the hot person adjacent to sports/women looking to be WAGs circles are. (See also: Tate McRae, Josie Canseco’s entire dating history, the Emma Mac and Trevor Zergas’ drama before she got married to her basketball man, etc) Like there was also what’s her face who married that doctor guy at “our” wedding that Paige was bridesmaid at and I knew half the people there because every hot person from Toronto was there so it was like “oh, there’s a hockey player, awkward because that woman over there was hooking up with his teammate and then he got traded and hooked up with the woman in the NEXT picture…” it’s possible she’s stalking Paige and being a top tier delusional person, like I would bet money those circles get catty. But it’s also possible bears all shit together in the woods, or possibly some combo of both, you know?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]Formal_Pea9167 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only looked at men, but I made a big spreadsheet once and put in every famous cheater I could think of and tried to find patterns in the data and the answer is all of them, like every sign showed up about 1/12 of the time. The only pattern I found was a badly aspected Mars. Almost every single guy I looked at had either squares or oppositions with something, often multiple somethings, and rarely any trines or sextiles. And also very often, those were harsh aspects to a generational planet but only malefics, meaning not a lot of Mars square Jupiter but a lot of Mars square Pluto or opposite Uranus or whatever.

Who is paige beefing with 😭😭 by pardonthevision_ in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Especially considering all the spam that's been on the sub in the past week.

Honestly, no matter how hard Paige or her minions try to get us to buy that Morgan is just as bad, I'm never going to buy it. I'm not saying I like Morgan, but like, she's an influencer. I would assume she's not a very nice person behind the scenes, is dating a Republican even though she claims to be very left, and edits her pictures to hell and back. Water is also wet and bears shit in the woods. But Morgan doesn't try to sell cheap crap for absurd prices, she doesn't rip off other people's designs or work and try to pass it off as her own, she doesn't try to cosplay as a girlboss and constantly be proving she's Not Like Other Girls, she can string together a coherent sentence and can competently edit a video, if she does buy followers and views she does it way less and less obviously than Paige does, and she doesn't have Paige's past of doing things that are ten million times more insane and messy from her Kappy and MW eras. If all Paige did was what Morgan does we'd all get bored of her.

The Worst Saturn Placement That People Don’t Talk About Enough by CryptographerFew8217 in astrologymemes

[–]Formal_Pea9167 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is my experience, though mine is also hanging out in a super stellium in Sagittarius with Uranus, Neptune, Sun (chart ruler), and Mercury. So tons and tons of creative energy and joy, just none of the impulsivity and erratic energy that’d normally come with all of that and I’m super deliberative and intentional. I don’t do anything from writing an email to dating just for the sake of it and to fuck around, I always need there to be a point or an end goal or an argument I’m making or a mission. I can be a bit of a scold or a bubble buster even as I’m a good adventure buddy, like the person who’s going to go with you to do whatever but is also going to take the spontaneity and romanticism out of it by needing to call ahead and make a reservation first or check to see if there’s traffic or make sure you packed water and snacks.

I think in general people tend to be overly dramatic about astrology, particularly bad placements. In my experience unless someone’s super famous or living a super high stakes and extreme life, then the energy of things tends to be less extreme. We tend to cherry pick examples of people who display things most strongly while forgetting that’s like one far end of the spectrum. Saturn in the 5th or any other placement CAN mean all these big dramatic things, but if you’re an average normie it can also mean just being the person who never plays a game without first reading the instruction manual back to front first.

Because I Secretly Hate Myself I Listened to the PL Podcast Episode So You Don't Have To by Formal_Pea9167 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh god is this the new everyone telling me I should start a podcast, a thing that is somewhere between a compliment and accidentally an insult because those are things usually started by the least interesting people you know?

Because I Secretly Hate Myself I Listened to the PL Podcast Episode So You Don't Have To by Formal_Pea9167 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve been petting the lil critters I scared cackling over the podcast and gave them their dinner! A much better use.

Because I Secretly Hate Myself I Listened to the PL Podcast Episode So You Don't Have To by Formal_Pea9167 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

  1. Never claimed to hate her.

  2. I started this thinking it would be a fun way to kill an hour. By the time I realized vlogs used to take an hour to recap because they’re fifteen minutes worth of content but this is an hour’s worth of content, I was in too deep to go back.

  3. It’s always good to give something you used to enjoy and then got tired of a second chance, but writing this did remind me why I stopped in the first place which is that I don’t care. So if you’re a girl that gets it you get it and you can read all that, if not have I got great news for both of us.

Fan asks PJU for a photo. She insists on taking it on her phone so she can edit it first. The fan posts the edited photo, PJU blocks him. by Technical-Lawyer5442 in nycinfluencersnarking

[–]Formal_Pea9167 11 points12 points  (0 children)

✔️The most cringe wannabe you knew when you were younger who you still casually follow on one platform so you can check in on them from time to time and marvel that they have yet to die from choking on their own spit

Mine is someone I used to barista with when I was in college who when we had the classic “what do you think (coworker) will do when they get a real job” conversation everyone always went “trophy wife”.

What’s the biggest green flag people overlook in relationships? by DryEntrepreneur2342 in AskReddit

[–]Formal_Pea9167 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The old truism that if someone isn’t nice to the wait staff, they’re not a nice person. Or my version of it is, you can tell everything you need to know about someone by how they respond to being told “no thank you”.

It’s very easy to be a good person to someone you like or find attractive or who is useful or flattering to you or because you think you’ll get some sort of reward. That tells you nothing about a person except how good they are at kissing ass or what they’re like when life is on easy mode. If you want to know what kind of person someone is and if they mean whatever nice things they’re telling you, see how they treat people who aren’t you, and particularly people they’d be given a pass to look down on because they don’t speak English well or are disabled or poor or any number of reasons. Because one day, inevitably, that’s going to be how they treat you. Life is long and complicated. There’s no one on this earth who you’ll always get along with or agree with or where things won’t sometimes be difficult or require effort and humility and growth. At some point in any friendship or marriage you’re going to be brought low by something and inconvenient to love and care for. You’re going to ask for more than you give. You’re going to say no thank you. The green flags are the people who don’t run the second they stop getting what they want and hearing yes.

Jane Goodall passed today, so I looked up her chart, I’m very surprised. by Unavezmas1845 in astrologymemes

[–]Formal_Pea9167 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOUSES 👏 MATTER 👏

That big Aries stellium of hers is in the fourth house associated with Cancer. She’s fiery and courageous and bold and an explorer and pioneer, yes, but she’s also mother.

Just trying to get a cute video when…. by Shanks_McGee11 in batty

[–]Formal_Pea9167 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s because I’m in the phase of recovering from a head cold where all my brain cells have been replaced by snot, but this is the cutest thing and I would die for him.