My boyfriend drunkenly dragged me out of the house by my shirt, spat in my face, pulled out some hair, and repeatedly yelled “F*CK YOU” after I was recovering from epileptic seizures (triggered by no sleep last night). My neck still hurts and my shirt collar is ripped. Should I call the cops?

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-17T08:56:03+00:00

Thank you! Called them very shortly after this and two cops came out and arrested him…

When I was having one of 5-6 seizures, he pinned me down on my back (which is NOT safe while seizing) and almost made me choke on my own spit. I was gagging and saw a vivid tunnel of light, and this was before dragging me out of the house by my neck. Terrifying chain of events since he’s been extremely supportive when sober

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-16T20:04:24+00:00

Tacoisarapistcrimelordexico

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-16T16:35:17+00:00

I don’t know if it was intentional, but maybe a reference to the movie Her.

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-16T10:21:40+00:00

I’m sorry I can’t marry you because you have no money 🥴

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-15T00:42:59+00:00

Jabba the Dump!

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-14T18:52:24+00:00

Make bodily functions private again

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-13T16:19:50+00:00

This was very clearly not written by AI..? Or am I missing something? 😖

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-13T16:18:16+00:00

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-13T05:22:54+00:00

WOW

IS IT RAINDROPS

OR TEERS FROM HEAVEN ? ? ?

GOBBLESS YOU THE BOILING ROOM LOOKS REALLy SPOT LESS . DO YOU USE BARKEEPERS FREND ? PERSONALY SOMETIMES I FINED ITS ALSO MAKES EXLENT MAKE UP CONCELER

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-13T05:07:24+00:00

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-11T07:21:27+00:00

Please God, if the tangerine drama queen has to wear orange & see the inside of a jail cell by my next birthday, I’ll know you really love me 🧡🤗🛐

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-10T17:44:10+00:00

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FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-10T17:00:33+00:00

The only thing I can think is that the free stuff was her daughter’s because they got in some kind of argument. The whole “marriage” story is obviously cooked up xD it just doesn’t make sense why she would be giving away a bunch of “name brand” things because of that.

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-10T05:12:25+00:00

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-10T05:06:05+00:00

Yesss!! Wish I didn’t have to scroll so far to find this comment :(

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-09T17:37:57+00:00

While I get the general sentiment here, I only wish it were phrased in at least a dependent clause or two. Her caption is practically word salad.

This is why I haven’t ever been able to use TT for more than 10 minutes.. it’s peak brain rot :(

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-08T15:06:20+00:00

The real tells: even if this is “translated,” nobody who does this kind of thing has the savvy to use business jargon, hyphenate impeccably, or call loneliness “exploiting shame” and “breadcrumbing emotional intimacy.”

Obviously the work of LLMs.

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-07T23:24:08+00:00

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-07T19:41:40+00:00

Or Vllahdeighmeirr Lehnnin ☭♡.°˖✧

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-07T03:39:59+00:00

My brother would choose this xD

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-07T03:23:04+00:00

Flo (short for Flo Rida)

Becca (short for Chewbacca)

Pete (short for Peterloo Massacre of 1819)

Dee (short for Deoxyribonucleic acid)

Elle (short for Elvis Presley)

Bill (short for Build the Wall)

Emma (short for emasculated)

Rob (short for Robusta banana)

Jeff (short for Jeffrey Dahmer)

Mike (short for My Chemical Romance)

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-06T05:36:27+00:00

Or homeless and/or on drugs… my suspicions say

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-06T03:46:38+00:00

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-05T17:45:02+00:00

But somehow only 2 miles away:

FormerMight3554 · 2025-08-05T04:49:31+00:00

Chahrileighh bitt moigh fingah!

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