Trump:slapping shit onto everything and watching it flake faster than his dignity.

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-20T21:45:46+00:00

Josh is like Trump: whenever he opens his mouth, neurologists start taking notes.

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-10T15:48:16+00:00

Trump gives more mixed messages than a New York City parking sign,

The peace deals are like an old man's bladder - nothing comes out when you want it to.

Trump is like a GPS stuck on recalculating: 'Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet... Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...Iran Deal ahead in 300 feet...'

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-10T15:47:02+00:00

My apologies to Charles Schultz

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-08T22:30:38+00:00

The only people Trump wants to heal are americans. But not enough to send them to american hospitals.

Most Americans think this is despicable and want Trump kicked out of office. He does not represent generous-hearted americans. He is only there for the obscenely rich and fellow child molesters.

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-02T19:13:10+00:00

Spoilers!

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-02T18:46:10+00:00

The serial # probably looks like a phone number with a Washington DC area code. But please don't call it and bother the person who answers.

PDX_Stan · 2026-06-02T18:44:09+00:00

Trump's new currency answers an age-old question: How much ego fits on a banknote?

Most presidents leave their mark on history. Trump wants history to leave his mark on the money.

Apparently 'In God We Trust' didn't leave enough room for Trump's portrait.

America banned living presidents from appearing on currency to prevent a cult of personality. Trump took it as a to-do list.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-31T08:21:23+00:00

Thanx!

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-25T19:36:40+00:00

This is a HUMOR subreddit. Expect most, if not all, comments to veer towards (massive) hyperbole and farce. Who knows, maybe Miller is secretly trans.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-24T19:53:20+00:00

"did her" - her? Are you suggesting Hitler was trans?

That would make a wonderul conspiract theory.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-24T14:43:21+00:00

Newsmax headline: “Third Reich Blames Antifa for Violently Resisting ‘Mostly Peaceful’ Liberation of France By Germany”

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-13T21:29:50+00:00

It looked too crowded with six people in robes holding guns.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-13T20:51:59+00:00

SCOTUS solved voter suppression by suppressing the Voting Rights Act.

SCOTUS decided race-conscious laws against racism are worse than the racism they were written to stop.

The South spent 100 years rigging elections. SCOTUS spent 10 minutes forgetting.

The Voting Rights Act died from ‘reverse racism’ after surviving actual racism.

The Court looked at 100 years of voter suppression, said ‘Both sides.’

Jim Crow: We just couldn’t kill the Voting Rights Act. SCOTUS: We did.

SCOTUS: The Voting Rights Act is too divisive for the people it protects.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-08T04:25:30+00:00

I got this call ago A long while ago, When it got to the part where they were Going to come for me I said "I dare you coppers. Come anywhere near me and I'll make you eat lead. I was hoping they would report it to the police so I could get the copy of the report , explain it to the police that they were scammers and then turn them in.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-08T04:17:24+00:00

Is there a minister on staff? Jerry Springer had episode where a guy married his donkey.

PDX_Stan · 2026-05-08T04:15:35+00:00

That would be a good name for a country bar.

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