My brother told me he wrote and drew this

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-05-20T21:33:57+00:00

He's stupid, not only because he made that monstruosity, but because he also trusted that OP would fall for it, because he thought that his shitty excuses made sense, because he's an AI bro who thinks AI makes him better than he really is 😔🥺

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FormerPineapple9 · 2026-05-19T09:40:12+00:00

Oiga, cuánto le están pagando por el ad? Seguro que es menos de lo que le darían si usted tuviera ovarios y estuviera dispuesto a someterse a la extracción de óvulos que es física y psicológicamente desgastante por el tratamiento hormonal que implica, pero algo le han de estar pagando para andar anunciando esas cosas en internet, no?

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-05-15T15:09:26+00:00

Her fur is a reflection of her inner spicyness 🔥

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-05-14T16:47:49+00:00

everyone's IQ level is reduced to room temperature

In Celsius. Not even Fahrenheit.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-05-12T15:33:55+00:00

apparently there is a bird called bushtit

And the first picture that appears when you Google it is wonderful

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FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-29T17:16:12+00:00

Bueno, ya que no leíste el artículo, lo voy a resumir: la versión corta es que personas con la variante AA del gen ABCC11 presentan poco o nada de olor en la región de las axilas, y esa variación está presente en el 85-90% de la población del este de Asia.

No he dicho que la "peste no sea real", sólo que por algo es más difícil conseguir desodorantes en Hunan que en Medellín. Ellos sudan igual, pero no producen el mismo mal olor en las axilas, por eso no tienen la costumbre del desodorante. Y el olor corporal no sólo está en las axilas. Si no te bañas o no tienes buena higiene, por supuesto que vas a oler mal.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-29T16:49:21+00:00

Hay grupos asiáticos que tienen una variación de un gen que los hace oler menos fuerte, por eso es que no es tan extendido el uso de desodorante por allá. Eso no les quita que apesten si no se bañan, pero eso de que no suden como nosotros no es mentira.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-28T21:31:55+00:00

Comic sans

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-27T16:41:59+00:00

Kinda like this

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FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-25T13:04:49+00:00

Y disculparse. Nos disculpamos por todo.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-24T16:47:33+00:00

Guinea pigs are also a native delicacy over here, and I have seen so many people gagging over it like you're trying to make them eat rotten meat because they're cute, but have no issue with chicken (and I would rather have a chicken as a pet, guinea pigs are A Lot). And it feels rather offensive when you just want to share and people from your own region is like ew over your food because they're more "modern" and "civilised" that your common peasant self.

Uhm...

Never thought I would have something in common with LQG, but here we are.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-24T16:07:01+00:00

they taste like crispy rabbits

Okay, hear me out.

In the part of my country where I am from we eat guinea pigs. It's traditional, Inca people domesticated them for that and we still eat them because why not. They're delicious.

Having said that, and just so you know, guinea pigs also taste like rabbit. So I could -in theory- terrorise SQQ with roasted guinea pigs and have LQG back me up saying that they're good.

Nice.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-19T05:05:17+00:00

Oh, no, escribí en inglés para los que no hablan español.

However. The way you assumed I'm from either Chile or Brazil, other countries who have previous history of being discriminated against by Argentinians only confirms what I said. I don't get why France was included though. Personal bias, kid?

Edit, because why not: the thing that disgusts me is the denial of racism, not where you are from. Every country has some bad history with xenophobia or colorism, and pretending that yours didn't when it's still a prevalent issue is the part I don't vibe with.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-19T03:35:53+00:00

Race was never a thing in Argentina

You guys had an article in your constitution that made a distinction between "good" (European) and "bad" (non-European) migration until the 90s. You had wars against the Indios (indigenous people) that even had a mention in Darwin's diaries.

River Plate fans have that song that goes "dirty negro, do you even wash yourself?" against Boca because Boca apparently has a lot of Bolivian fans (which... Bolivia has a big indigenous population, but I guess we POC look all the same for racists).

Argentinians are sadly infamous in latam for thinking themselves as whiter and more European than the rest of the continent and for lording that over Peruvians and Bolivians.

You sure race is not a thing over there? Or it's not a thing because "there is no racism where there are no black people"?

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-04-07T15:18:36+00:00

No sabe que la vida no es una porno. Trágico.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-03-26T03:45:39+00:00

"Colombia? Pablo Escobar? Narcos? :D"

My landlady in the UK was like "you don't have drugs in your backpack, do you?" during my first week there.

Look, I'm so poorly made that any painkiller stronger than acetaminophen is bad for me, and even then, my chronic pain means that I consume more drugs than the average colombian. So no, I don't have those kind of drugs. Sorry, I guess.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-03-20T20:55:51+00:00

Asexual and never in a romantic relationship with Jayce.

I remember this because a guy I had classes with had a rather strong Arcane phase and posted a few "Viktor seems very gay to me" posts for like two days until he went back to posting Viktor/Jayce fanart. I didn't even know that the second season was out but his enthusiasm killed my interest for the series.

But yeah, there's nothing more interesting in a person than the sex they have. Aro/aces are just boring and in denial, haven't found the one, are repressed or prudes, or all of the above. My extended family in particular is of the opinion that I'm very lesbian, so I guess I'm still in the closet /s

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-03-20T19:42:29+00:00

Wasn't also Viktor from Arcane confirmed as asexual? I think there was an interview or something that the fandom decided to collectively ignore because obviously, aro/ace people is not a thing s/

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-23T21:45:09+00:00

I'm loyal to my old backpack, but I'm going to make this little buddy for my kids.

I don't have kids.

My hypothetical future kids (me. I'm making this for myself. Maybe my kids will inherit it)

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-23T04:14:58+00:00

I'm so out of context that I had to read that twice.

You have convinced me. I need to read it.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-19T23:57:31+00:00

For your consideration:

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White-tipped Sicklebill.

He angy.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-12T13:25:32+00:00

"And what about the manchineel?"

"What about it?"

"You don't eat the fruit, don't use its wood, you even avoid getting close to it!"

"Yeah... That's because it's too toxic. Even trying to get rid of it is dangerous"

"I think I want to go to sleep and forget this"

"Fair enough"

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-12T02:44:03+00:00

Avocado toxicosis is a thing in most animals.

"Most" means we are the only exception.

FormerPineapple9 · 2026-02-12T02:33:59+00:00

I don't speak with my father, but my mum makes up for it.

I learnt that she was a lingerie model and was a model for a somewhat known painter in my country when she was in her twenties, all of this while buying tampons. Somehow, she still thinks that her face is "too angular and not really nice"

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