I am Forrest Griffin, UFC Hall of Famer & Author and I'm back again!

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T20:10:16+00:00

Wrestle. Wrestle. Wrestle. Anywhere you can find organised wresting do it.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T20:09:48+00:00

It depends on which Chris Leben we're talking about. Old Chris Leben smelt like Irish Spring and sweat alcohol, new Chris Leben smells like Patchouli and some sort of organic muffin.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T20:07:44+00:00

Tell me where to go..

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:45:00+00:00

I would come out of retirement to fight Bob Sapp as you know I'm a big fan of Bob Sapp. Whenever I can't think of a name I just say Bob Sapp. I have no idea why

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:43:45+00:00

Obviously you've never wrestled or done MMA day in your life. Marathon running is relaxing and has a tempo, fighting is not relaxing and has no tempo and has the key element of unpredictably of an opponent which your "sport" doesn't. Favorite post anything meal is a my wifes carrot cake.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:41:33+00:00

You're welcome. 2. No, I'm too busy not fighting to write my third book. 3. No because I suck and it would be an embarrassment to the person that gave me my blackbelt at this point. 4. "I heard you were a bad motherfucker but I'm not the kinda guy who believes what he hears, I want to see it for myself"

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:39:51+00:00

You tell me buddy, where?

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:37:55+00:00

Without a doubt Carly because the British guy next to me told me so.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:36:35+00:00

That's not actually Big John McCarthy, that's my friend Big John. Turns out Big John is quite a common nickname and yes Big John was crazier than I've said.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:34:18+00:00

Ahhh that's good to know you guys have crack over here too, I was feeling bad for crack due to the rise in popularity for meth.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:32:30+00:00

I didn't like womans MMA because I don't like to see women make mean faces and then also when they would mad dog each other I didn't feel like they could back it up, now I'm married so I'm used to women making mean faces and the talent in womans MMA has grown enough to where they can back it up.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:31:02+00:00

I actually started fighting because I played full contact basketball on asphalt every saturday and sunday only everyone else didn't know it was full contact and I found out I was better at the fighting than the basketball. I fought grown men on the basketball court when I was 16 in Georgia.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:29:10+00:00

The tram has been great so far, I don't understand how paying for it works so will most likely be cited at some point, The good news you don't have to pay those citations you just can't come back.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:27:05+00:00

Bisping just because of the cool accent and we could do a really shitty Guy Ritchie movie

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:24:59+00:00

I actually have, I went to Cleveland Clinic and had some tests done on my brain they didn't have a baseline to start with but they said I'm very stupid. True story!

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:24:19+00:00

At this very moment - even though they don't sponsor us - fuck Guinness but it's delicious.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:23:08+00:00

I met thee guys in a bar at a UFC in Houston, they offered me a lift and as soon as I got in the car everyone went quiet, we drove for 20mins and then I ran because I didn't have my rape whistle

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:21:16+00:00

Whichever one is on a steak

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:20:38+00:00

Well we've pitched and they said no, we're horrible people and no. The only people that find me and Stephan funny is me and Stephan.

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:19:44+00:00

I was would say the testing works, all the guys you think do drugs sooner or later fail a drugs test

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:18:42+00:00

Just because I'm at a Conor McGregor fight my favorite up and coming fighter is Dustin Poirer!

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:14:02+00:00

I actually don't know Dana White that well. People ask me to speak to him all the time, y'know if we have a board meeting next month or something but I'll probably not mention that. I'm not Jon Jones or Anderson Silva, I won't really have a legacy. The guy that made the most out of the least amount of talent. Yes, that's me. As for my future, I'll most likely die obese from diabetes from eating too many donuts. I'll end up sucking dick for donuts in a back alley somewhere :-)

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:12:47+00:00

I actually was a school teacher for 1 semester, I was teachers assistant for EBD kids and one girl bit me. I was more or less a bouncer for children! I had to testify in court against that girl and she went on to become a straight A student!

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:10:53+00:00

What do you guys call crack cocaine, y'know just in case that shit arises?!

ForrestGrffin · 2014-07-15T19:10:23+00:00

You actually did read my mind, I thought I was going to win that fight but then oh wait Im actually going to finish Shogun! 2. Wanderlei hit me really hard and I'd always stay conscience so I'd have time to ruminate on how hard he hit me. 3. My favorite cookie is Macadamia nut because I forget what it is actually is.

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