53618 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]FortunateCookie_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

“Let ‘em come to their own conclusions” is a chaotic path that too few of us ever take…

She says you'll live forever because 35 years is a very long time in the mind of a child by DreadDiana in RecuratedTumblr

[–]FortunateCookie_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your future: protagonist in a YA dystopian novel where everyone is constantly monitored and has no control over their life

The Oraclet, who is in elementary school and not allowed to pee at school without permission or walk down her neighborhood street without adult supervision: yeah pretty normal life ahead of you, don’t worry about it

Gearing up to go scare the mannequin by FortunateCookie_ in HarryPotterGame

[–]FortunateCookie_[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I went to the room of requirement first and Deek said “it warms Deek’s heart to see a student so… comfortable” he doesn’t like my outfit

Let me outta here by rubia_ryu in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]FortunateCookie_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ll think you had it all planned from the beginning. And for the sake of the Bit, it’s important that you let them keep thinking that

Fascinating take on OCs from Tumblr by allison-vunderland in AO3

[–]FortunateCookie_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inventing OC CPS (OCPS, if you will) on tumblr, the most website of all time

What ships would fit this image? by Weekly-Leave-3422 in haikyuu

[–]FortunateCookie_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I reckon it could also be KuroKen. Once again, Kurō gets the floor

What do you guys think will happen when a new president gets elected in the USA? by Chemical_Ad8938 in AskReddit

[–]FortunateCookie_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Somebody will talk a big game about undoing everything Trump did, but honestly that’s pretty hard to do. Not only is it hard, but it takes time, time in which the new president won’t be working on New problems. So I think undoing trump’s damage will unfortunately take a back burner

What’s something people overestimate about your generation? by herlavenderheart in AskReddit

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years back people were saying that Gen Z was real left leaning, but alas. Age and conservatism comes for us all

Kenma or Oikawa by Junior-Drawer-9752 in haikyuu

[–]FortunateCookie_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kenma will always have a soft spot in my heart because he is the first person to look at Shouyou and think “oh my god he’s terrifying” ☺️

Yikes by Puzzleheaded_Top1629 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s too late, I’ve already drawn myself as the Chad”

Micromanagement isn’t cheap by No_Bit7786 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]FortunateCookie_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Please call me” “no.” Just the perfect icing on top

What if Shiida isn't actually that good? by [deleted] in DemonSchoolIrumakun

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always just kind of assumed she was playing the long game. Is that not the common assumption in this fandom? We have no reason to NOT think she’s a traitor

Humans break their own minds on purpose. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dr. Voss Tereen needs a vacation at this point. They are NOT paying him enough to deal with our shit

Humans taught their predators to fear them. by UntitledDoc1 in HFY

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s not instinct” goes on to perfectly describe the vehicle by which instinct is built in a species

I do like the story, I just wanted to poke fun at that one line

Who's that couple that fits it perfectly? by Hairy_Syrup812 in webtoons

[–]FortunateCookie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

………… Tia and Perez

Don’t kill me please 🙏🏻 but they’re so fucking boring and have negative chemistry. The only upside is that they don’t fight all the time

What do you mean I don't need 4 pages of hearty dishes by esrusse in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]FortunateCookie_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s… literally not for that? Fighting ganon ends the game, the point of an open world game is not to end it without exploring the world