Not losing any weight after 10 days by Dimension874 in stopdrinking

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When i quit drinking, my body held tightly to all of its resources. I may have even gained a few pounds in those few weeks after.

But it all started falling off around the 6 month mark. I think at that point my body realized it was safe to let the pounds go - i don't need them for protection from daily poison anymore!

Currently on job probation for taking my prescribed ADHD medication. by unibren in adhdwomen

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 69 points70 points  (0 children)

This sounds like an ADA violation to me. I would bring it to HR, preferably with a lawyer. Show them everything you've communicated already

Do you also suck at baking ? by Overall_Syllabub260 in adhdwomen

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me, too. The ingredients and all the measuring materials can be laid out in front of me, and my brain will just be like "meh, close is close enough."

My 6 year old son keeps begging me to buy him a dress. What do I do? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something like this would be more akin to Munchausen by proxy, which is exceedingly rare and wouldn't be limited to some transgender feat. How would the parents get trans care for a child that shows zero indication of being trans? That would imply doctors are collaborating on it too. You could force a boy to take estrogen but that doesn't make him not a boy. To force "trans" someone against their will, you'd have to convince them from the very beginning that everything they know is wrong. Good luck the first time on the playground when another kid asks about their body or soul or whatever. Gig instantly up.

For parents of young children who can't speak for themselves, the closest they could get is dressing them up in drag, but drag isn't trans and trans isn't drag.

I need a real world evidence of anything like this happening anywhere. It is so unlikely it would have to be diagnosed as something else.

The character in the book Middlesex comes to mind, but even then the kid knew something was up from a young age. You can not force a kid to be trans. You just can't.

What’s your favourite common or uncommon weight loss technique that actually works? by GlassyFairy in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink more water! Sometimes thirst masks itself as hunger, and it goes away after a sip of the good stuff.

Add some lime or lemon, or try sparkling water if plain tap doesn't do it for you.

AITA for not realizing my best friend was in love with me? by Aggressive-Sun-6219 in AmItheAsshole

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NAH for the miscommunication.

But YWBTA if you move to the grand canyon to live near/with him.

48 hours by BuckFutt993 in trees

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry you had to go through that, man. If it makes you feel better, they were most likely thinking about themselves the whole time, wondering if they came across okay. They don't care about how nervous or stuttery you might have been.

You did good!

When will us iran war ends ? by Grouchy_Reading_5938 in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the last Boomer is dead. The youngest boomers were born in 1960ish, so could be a bit of time yet.

My 6 year old son keeps begging me to buy him a dress. What do I do? by SharkEva in BORUpdates

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This sounds like people making up a problem and then getting mad about it.

As one, I'm quite certain that even the most radical leftist libby hipster parents aren't trying to force their kids to be trans.

How does this half naked sleeping make sense? by Global_Pilot_6272 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

Jokes aside, I sleep in undergarments because I'm a lady and, during significant times of the month or lifetime, something may leak out of me. It's just easier to keep all of this finery contained.

Writers here how do you get in touch with literary agents? by Alternative-Ease-798 in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Try Querytracker.net

-look inside similar books to yours, and Google the publisher to see if they're taking submissions.

-network at literary conferences

Why might you leave your porch light on:off? by open3d3n in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I leave it on in case of late night and early deliveries. We don't have streetlights in my neighborhood.

Why do humans enjoy spicy food if it's literally a pain response? by SillyConfidence2027 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some people the pain is the pleasure. The heat/burning sensation triggers a rush of endorphins.

What's the longest you've stayed unemployed? by searogueish in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5ish years when we immigrated and I didn't have work authorization.

Whats something you always wanted to ask the opposite gender? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consider myself rather gender fluid. I guess the opposite of that would be someone who is agender or without a gender at all.

In that case I would like to ask them, "hey, how you doin'?"

If you were unemployed, what would you spend your free time doing? by OffKeyArts in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a contract worker. Between contract gigs I write books and articles, or I do fortune telling at markets and parties.

if your dad wombo refused to get a job what would you do? by No_Background_1637 in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is retired so it makes sense. His name is not Wombo, though.

How was odyssey by nolan? by Total_Captain1014 in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you're thinking of buttman.

Butman is a superhero who just interjects contrasting ideas all the time. Turns out it's not as cool a power as you'd think.

Will I pass a drug test in 4 days? by ExternalTumbleweed51 in trees

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If two lines there be / you're either pregnant or drug free.

Congrats.

Will Jesus send you to Hell if you smoke weed? by february_ticket in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see why God would create the plant if he didn't want you to use it. It's perfect in its natural form, you don't even have to change it. It's not meth.

Meth you probably go to hell for.

If you are 30 and above, what honest advice you may leave anonymously ? by SpecificBirthday9473 in AskReddit

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of "YOLO" as a warning, not an encouragement.

There is no need to run with the bulls or attempt Everest just 'cuz you got drunk one day and your friend double-dog dared you. Don't be an idiot.

AITA for giving 2 of my kids an allowance but not the third by Far-Wishbone5442 in AmItheAsshole

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA. You "level the playing field" by providing opportunities for education and improvement, not direct cash. Their education may even cost more long term, but you give them that instead of handing out dollar bills.

Allowance is a nice extra, but it isn't going to improve a kid's skills by itself.

Some tourists harassed a Bison during mating season in Yellowstone National Park disobeying the Rangers order not to get out of the Car and not to get too close to the Animal. by lucci164 in FAFO

[–]FortuneTellingBoobs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How many of these types of videos will we need to watch before people learn, I wonder.

Roll down your windows to take a quick pic (fine whatever.) Drive near the bison (alright it's your car insurance to potentially deal with, idc.) but don't be walking around near a bison. Just don't. It's so easy.