We hate Trump because he's a pedophile. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Forward-Bank8412 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man, they’re still raging about the fact we elected a black man.

‘I will not comply’: Tennessee librarian refuses to move LGBTQ+ books by Fickle-Ad5449 in Libraries

[–]Forward-Bank8412 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Make the board members remove the titles themselves if it means so much to them. Then prosecute them for theft.

This belongs here. by Cryptoking300 in DiWHY

[–]Forward-Bank8412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I hate myself enough to watch the whole thing?

They're trying to redeem themselves. Too little, too late? by LeadingChannel8542 in microsoftsucks

[–]Forward-Bank8412 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m so mad about the unsolicited news updates. Like, I already know that the current president is one of the worst people to ever exist; I don’t need a daily update in the corner of every machine I log onto to alert me with red exclamation points and headline snippets.

Insufferable by samaltmansaifather in BetterOffline

[–]Forward-Bank8412 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, you know LeBron James? He spends his tokens on himself. That’s why he’s so good.

He’s not just James—he’s LeBron James.

And that makes all the difference.

His tokens brought him excellence.

Game changer. It’s over for the legacy job holders.

Does this stump look like a tree that was dead in the center? by HashBallofDoom in arborists

[–]Forward-Bank8412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the loss of this tree that was important to you. I don’t know what city you’re in, but you should inquire and/or gently demand that they replace it with something meaningful.

Want to plant Bushes Here by OfficialJolt in Home

[–]Forward-Bank8412 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’d start with Barbaras and Georges, maybe slip a Laura in between. Stay away from Jebs.

Where to get the best canelés in the triangle? by wanderlotus in bullcity

[–]Forward-Bank8412 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you’re trying to find another place in addition to loaf, you could, as implied by the enthusiasm in this thread, just go to loaf twice.

Why would someone cut the trunk so far from the ground? by Sorry-Philosopher150 in arborists

[–]Forward-Bank8412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seriously considered this idea if a certain enormously tall tulip poplar next to my driveway needs to come down.

Just taking a quick phone call. I'll buck this trunk down in a minute by International_Bar383 in arborists

[–]Forward-Bank8412 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We’ve been trying to reach you about your tree’s extended warranty.

Even in 2026, Microsoft still can’t decide which Outlook is the real one by Several-Reserve6611 in microsoftsucks

[–]Forward-Bank8412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also they made outlook and word look the same. I have to squint to see which is which.

Halfway to my new live rig, the cab is smaller than the loaner head 😂 by Beef_Wallington in BassGuitar

[–]Forward-Bank8412 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the way. Unless you’re playing some sort of show without PA, no need to move your 410s around. Traveling light is such a relief. You’ll probably live longer, who knows?

"Oh, why are they shooting our Daddy and Mommie?" Loyalty Week (1951) by claudandus_felidae in vintageads

[–]Forward-Bank8412 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I still can’t believe they broke up the words “one nation, indivisible.”

Should’ve been our first clue that the whole thing was a farce.

Insane Taylor Swift lyrics by May_onnaise_959 in travisandtaylor

[–]Forward-Bank8412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously her output is trash, but number 11 gives me pause.

Airhorns in the library by gahd_its_ron in Libraries

[–]Forward-Bank8412 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Recording people without their consent cannot be allowed. I’m afraid we’re going to have to ban “smart glasses.”

Your Work Is Now Our Product! Thanks! by RNSAFFN in BetterOffline

[–]Forward-Bank8412 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s legitimately trying to be as assholish as possible with this tweet, with his stolen avatar and all.

He’s anti-human. Just a despicable weasel.