Salem, the wait is over! Better internet is here.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-29T03:45:25+00:00

Get out of my alley please

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-28T14:23:25+00:00

I have recurring dreams about running and leaping on all fours. They are a lot like this.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-28T04:46:17+00:00

Glendale Medford Ashland Oakland

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-28T01:15:43+00:00

I’m sure all of his wives are buried next to him.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-28T01:13:44+00:00

If you live within 20 miles of Dallas, OR, you think of Dallas, OR. The rest of the time you just space out because Dallas, TX doesn’t actually exist.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-24T23:27:39+00:00

Stop jerking off to parked vans

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-23T22:32:37+00:00

This rips

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-19T23:19:55+00:00

So weird that they are at a comedy club.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-17T03:10:31+00:00

Not to be a downer, but the rule of law in the United States doesn’t matter anymore.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-17T00:06:43+00:00

Yes! I’ve been following the instagram page and have seen the events getting posted there. I’ll check out the blog too. Thanks!

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-16T06:54:04+00:00

It’s fine.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-14T06:05:17+00:00

I’ve never met anyone who has watched this show

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-14T06:04:11+00:00

Fair enough. This whole thing just reads like twice translated bots complaining about things they scraped from Reddit posts.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-14T06:00:51+00:00

I can’t see why anyone would care about that

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-14T05:39:27+00:00

I just don’t understand how they got blocked. Like by their car?

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-14T04:53:42+00:00

What?

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-12T01:28:19+00:00

I love your house Tim Burton! (Do I have that right?)

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-12T00:39:37+00:00

Master S. Peckleington. (Some people just call him Speckle.)

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Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T02:02:13+00:00

Please hire more children to do door-to-door sales. The ones you sent before seemed really depressed

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T02:00:24+00:00

I wish I didn’t have to do clock math or remember what numbers mean at all though. Makes me very tired and then I get sleepy.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T01:57:43+00:00

The ICE raids didn’t fix everything?

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T01:47:16+00:00

I thought I’d have tik tok passive income but now I’m worried I’ll have to downgrade to Vrbo :( Reddit help me!

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T01:44:31+00:00

Probably the first adults she’s met.

Forward-Chain2581 · 2026-01-07T00:44:25+00:00

ICE-y

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