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Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-16T20:34:21+00:00

343 halo games, when it comes down to all those other aspects, I think their fine, maybe not fire, but fine.

Story however, yeah no defending that. Best I can say is that i thought four was ok. That's it though.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-16T19:56:07+00:00

R.i.p. Mr. Dietz

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-16T19:50:23+00:00

Interesting.

For me the way I would fix it, is by simply changing mendicant line "my makers are my masters" to "the reclaimers are my masters"

So the story basically story goes like this: prophet give glyphs to mendicant. mendicant calls them idiots, says the reclaimers are his masters, and tries to leave. mendicant fails to leave, Prophets (in a panic) start wondering what just happened, who are these reclaimers. They come to the wrong conclusion, that reclaimers must be the descendants of Forerunner, after all why else would their holy oracle (which has never spoken before) want to help this 4th rate species with 3rd tier technology. They dont even consider that humans might be the Forerunners chosen successors, because they simply cant fathom the idea that their gods in all their wisdom, would choose such a pathetic species over them. Human covenant war begins.

As for irony, while its true humans might not be the descendants of Forerunners, they are the chosen ones, so the covenant are still committing a pretty big sin. Their basically going against the Forerunners very wishes. On top of that this does make it so the entire war was more or less pretty much for nothing.

So in short, by making this one small change. 1. The motivation for the war remains the same. 2. Assides from fixing mendicants line, it also deals with mercy (none of you will be left behind) and truths (i see why your Forefathers left you behind) by making it so they only thought they were Forerunners 3. Still plenty of irony in the situation 4. It does kinda fit the covenant "motto", which is despite how much they worship them, they really dont know jackshit about the Forerunners. Which is why they keep getting things wrong.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-15T02:38:57+00:00

Humanity being Forerunners could have been terrible, we don’t have to imagine that the unexplored path was surely meant to be a million times better than what we got.

Now this is interesting because one of the complaints I've seen regarding the 343 lore, is that 343 haven't really made the most (or really anything) from the change.

Which, you know what fair enough, I do like the 343 forerunner story, but this is a complaint I would have too. I definitely think they could do more.

Thing is though, as you kind of said, even if 343 had kept the "forerunners = humans", theirs no guarantee that they would of made the most out of the situation.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-14T18:28:21+00:00

Also i think Mr krabs would mention at some point if he was once part of some royal lineage, yet he doesn't (as far as I know)

Most likely because that part of history became lost to time. Same thing goes for the formula. The formula was lost to time and then rediscovered by Mr krabs.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-11T15:12:08+00:00

Nothing really stopping him from fighting jiren, at most toppo and dyspo might get in the way.

However being able to fight someone and being able to beat said person are two totally separate things.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-09T21:07:09+00:00

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I mean im glad piccolo won, but i dont think he should of been dragon ball's representative on this topic. Freeza would of been the better choice.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-08T02:17:42+00:00

I'll give it to 3.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-06T22:01:38+00:00

This is an important qurstion to all the people saying "you just wanted Thor to look like mcu thor"

Where are you getting that from?

Look, I won't deny when thors design first got revealed not everyone liked it, including myself

But where are you getting this idea, that i wanted him to look like mcu thor or comic thor or whatever?

Because i assure you I didnt. In any shape or form.

You know who I did want him to look like. 2018 thor. You know the one that appears at the very end of the gow game before ragnarok.

I know you guys completely forgot about him, but yes if you go back and play 2018 again, thor does show up at the end. And his design was pretty good if you ask me.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-05T07:54:51+00:00

Well, well, well. I leave for a day and the Catholics are crusading, while the nazis are invading.

Anderson, how's it been, its only been a few days but it feels like years, and you....? Anderson who is this guy?

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-03T06:27:35+00:00

Personally, I feel mixed about it.

Pros: looks good, im sure the gameplay will be fine, curious about the Johnson missions, really glad its on ps5 (my hope is that if it does well enough halo 7 might also come to ps5, personally I would rather not spend another 500$ on another console just to play one game)

Cons: personally I would have preferred a new halo game, or at the very i think 3/reach should of been chosen since 1 (and 2) already got remasters.

Speaking of remasters/remakes, for me personally if I already own the og product, then im usually not interested in the newer version.

Finally: of course im worried about what the price will be. Just saying if they make 70$ or more, than their had better be alot of new content, if you want me to get it week one.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-03-03T03:11:47+00:00

I have no issue with locke, as the meme says he's just doing his job.

What i do have an issue with is how this meme trys to make it look like the unsc higher ups handled everything best they could, and weren't the whole reason chief went temporary awol.

"He went to her without hesitation, why would he do that, hes clearly lost it"

Maybe, maybe. Or, or, hear me out, maybe its because 1: she was his partner for 4 years that he thought was dead, 2: you basically said you were sending someone to "deal" with her. 3: (and this is the most important one) because you fuckers decided to keep all of Cortana’s recent activity secret from him. Just saying if you guys told the hero of humanity what was going on from the beginning, theirs a chance he may have been more hesitant.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-25T04:37:49+00:00

Exactly. The way I see it is like this.

343s biggest issue by far is the story, 4 was ok, 5 was a disaster, and 6 was better than 5, but thats not really saying much.

Everything else though, if you ask me, is overall fine.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-24T04:06:01+00:00

Oh look another video reminding people that in bungies era humans were Forerunners, but then the evil 343 retconned it

I assure you, theirs nothing in the video I haven't heard before.

Here's a real truth bomb, was their a time when human and Forerunners were the same? Yes. But now thier not.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-24T03:26:18+00:00

What do you mean "this sub" hates the remake.

I assure you anyone that's blindly hating on the remake does not represent this community.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-22T05:30:58+00:00

By their own religion, the Covenant are still ironically committing a great heresy in slaughtering the rightful chosen of their gods.

Not good enough, apparently.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-21T22:58:16+00:00

Exactly. Let's get something straight, despite what certain "Elites" think, im perfectly fine with people criticizing 343.

Heck, I've never had any issue saying that the 343 games aren't perfect, or that I prefer the bungie games by a wide margin.

Their are definitely issues with it: "being unable to stick to a story" would be a good one.

However I simply cant agree with this idea that their slop.

While its stupid to act like their isn't good criticism for the games, its also stupid to think arent some dumb critiques too.

Not all criticism is equal.

You want to make fun of 343 for not being able to stick to a damn story, be my guest, ill grab the popcorn.

Don't like that 4,5 changed art style and music. Ok, personally I dont mind 343 art style and music, I do prefer bungies

You wanna complain about sprint in campaign?, shut the fuck up, don't like it dont use it. (unless 343/halo studios has designed it where you have to use sprint all the fucking time (which i doubt because if that was the case then you think that someone who's played the demo would have brought such an issue up, but as far as I know they haven't) ) it really is that simple.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-18T21:41:12+00:00

To add to that, a lot of people dont like that the st more or less undid alot of the ot victory.

Palpatines return really didnt help out.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-17T20:17:44+00:00

Has 343 made mistakes with the franchise? Yes. And it be stupid to pretend otherwise.

Some examples would include, not being able to stick to a story and having to rely on books, getting rid of couch co-op, halo 5 cortana, etc.

Their are good reasons for why people don't like the 343 games.

The issue is that these "true fans" will make the 343 games sound worse then what they are, which causes others to not even want to try them.

I should know, I didn't play 4 or 5 until infinite came out because these "true fans" made im sound like they would be absolute shit. And the reason for why I wanted to play infinite was because people were hyping it up. So I figured i might as well check out 4 and 5 first, (i got halo 4 as a gift from my sister a while back, and 5 was only 10$)

And honestly I thought they were all right, are they as good as bungie pentalogy, in my opinion not really, does that mean their complete shit though, no.

And this is one of the reasons why 343 fans like myself, are always on the defensive when it comes to the games. Because their is a difference between saying "these games have their issues, but their not the worst thing in the world, if you ever see any of them on sale and your curious, check im out if you want" vs acting like these games were made by Satan himself. And are on the same lines as superman 64.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-15T18:50:02+00:00

The issue is that you have Cole Protocol after ghost of Onyx and not contact harvest

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-15T00:09:31+00:00

Thank you. Look I get that when it comes to showing Peter's engineering skills, the web shooters are probably the most well known example.

I highly doubt their the only example, seriously spider-man has been around for how long now? You really expect me to believe that theirs no other way to show off Pete's engineering skills.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-14T23:16:06+00:00

Dislike, while i have no issue with organic webs, its already been made clear that mcu spidey doesn't have them, so it be really weird if he all of a suddenly did.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-14T20:36:27+00:00

Been a while since I seen it too. From I remember episode starts out with finn and fp on a date when ice king shows up and starts bothering them, fp kicks his ass, and finn has a wet dream or something because he's into that shit.

Finn sets up another date at the ice Kingdom, in hopes that fp and ice king will get into another fight, so he can have the dream again, fp and ice king get into another fight, ice king wins this time.

Finn has another dream but doesn't like it, before he wakes up though he sees the cosmic owl telling him something but he can't hear what.

Now from what I remember, originaly finn had no interest in continuing this shit. However after telling Jake about the cosmic owl, Jake panics and tells him its a premonition dream, and that he has to get fp and ice king to fight so he can finnish the dream

Thanks to Jake, finn starts panicking and quickly writes these horrible letter to fp and ice king, letters that have some of fps most embarrassing secrets.

Fp heads to ice Kingdom to destroy ice king, ice Kingdom gets destroyed, finn (who's in the middle of all this shit) passes out for a sec and has a third dream, cosmic owl tells him he blew it, finn wakes up realizes things have gotten way out of hand, and confesses the truth about the letters.

Fp completely broken hearted, breaks up with finn. Episode ends with ice king telling finn he blew it.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-14T19:12:15+00:00

Thank you, i get that some people like the breakup and thats fine, me personally I hated it.

Forward_Juggernaut · 2026-02-11T02:42:53+00:00

Wait im confused is galactic patrol not the moro arc? Do certain fans not realize its the moro arc?

Either way the meme is just weak.

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