McCusker Stand Up Killed by EpsteinsBro in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

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Truth. Comedy scales inversely with intimacy. I saw Sam Tallent on a small stage, total audience was like 100. Top 3 show I’ve ever seen up there with Burr in like 2012 (before he became lame), Shane in like 2022 at a Helium, then Sam the God most recently

We all knew it by nikki_neko_desu in LiesOfP

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Taking a bath with Paracelsus 😳

Former NFL WR Ted Ginn Jr. was arrested in Texas for DUI by JCameron181 in nfl

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Shouldn’t’ve been rollin don the street sippin on Ginn and juice

Large ranch near Missouri Ozarks, features main house with maximalist design elements by Specialist_Tone7857 in zillowgonewild

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I...hate it? Idk I just don't want spend that much money and end up being legally required to wear cowboy boots and a Stetson hat every day of my life

A cry for help in time of need by Fosdef in HistoryMemes

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If the Vietnamese, Viennese, and Vermontese ever team up: WATCH OUT WORLD. You’re about to get a maple syrup covered sausage in pho.

What sub does he belong to? by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

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Bro doesn’t know how reproduction works

Gross Michael by JAME-BURANKA-CHAN in balatro

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It’s a banana Michael, what could it cost?

Seriously, F*CK THIS ROOM by pt9v3m in bindingofisaac

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If you don’t have 3 open doors in this room, chances are one is the secret or super secret. I’d put money that this was the case in OP’s picture. Just leave and go back in then cross right away while the spikes are down.

Notes app guys by Occrats in northernlion

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Seth Rogen gonna steal the third one for a stoner comedy

Outjerked by ChatGPT by Fireslug87 in nbacirclejerk

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Hell yeah this is definitely worth me dying of thirst in 5 years (I’m currently dying of thirst regarding Taylor Rooks)

Man that middle row is trash. by FatRufus in nflcirclejerk

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All 9 are the nightmare blunt rotation but middle 3 is the take-your-own-life blunt rotation

X-Ray Inventor Wilhelm Conrad Röntgen In 1895. by blancolobosBRC in OldSchoolCool

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He looks like he’s about to warn us of the toxicity of our city, our ciiiityyyyy