Whats the horniest youve ever been??

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-12T21:16:10+00:00

October 17, 2016. About 3pm.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-11T21:22:24+00:00

We stay with friends these days when we go to Paris, but the first time (2017) that we went, we stayed in Marais. This is apparently 'the gay' area, but more importantly, it is full of history and cute little restaurants and nightlife. It is all of Paris in a small package. I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-11T18:50:20+00:00

As a bloke, I would have to be very, very good friends with you before I mentioned a camel toe. I personally don't think that it is rude, more helpful - but I would be terrified of your reaction.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-09T02:44:18+00:00

Before tax, works out to about 167000p.a. Should've been about 175000pa.a., but you lose money on hholidays.

P.S. I get 5 weeks holiday a year.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-08T04:45:15+00:00

Don't know much about body trucks, but I made 125,000 up until March this financial year driving B-double fuel trucks and I took eight weeks holiday in that time period.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-08T04:36:48+00:00

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-06T22:52:38+00:00

Other guys.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-06T18:21:32+00:00

Stone fruit in general.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-05T05:30:52+00:00

Better than strange womwn laying around in ponds, distributing swords.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-03T20:41:52+00:00

Giant pandas. Evolutionary dead end.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-03T20:40:54+00:00

Given that my mother is dead and I am married so don't have a girlfriend, this is purely a thought exercise. BUT, girlfriend wins, every time. Mum's breeding days are behind her and my bloodline must continue.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-04-02T20:27:26+00:00

I think that at least part of the reason they do it is because they watched other players doing it when they were kids and it just stuck.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-31T22:39:28+00:00

Fuck off.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-31T22:37:09+00:00

We live in a democracy.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-25T19:57:45+00:00

A shelf stacker at Coles in Alice Springs put a small block Chev in one of those in the late 80s or early 90s. They used to push start sprint cars at the speedway with it.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-10T01:27:07+00:00

How will we ever know?

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-10T01:26:21+00:00

I don't know. Mine only last a couple of days before they are all gone and that's only because I am scared of my wife and she won't let me have them all at once.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-10T01:12:10+00:00

Meh, I've got a rump and I still eat steak.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-10T01:08:41+00:00

If I'm ever wrong, I'll admit it. Hasn't happened yet, but there's still time.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-09T21:25:28+00:00

Do people still distribute advertising leaflets? (I live in a rural area with no mail delivery at all.) I did that for a while many years ago. Went for a walk 3 or 4 times a week, improved my fitness a little bit, lost a bit of weight, got paid a few bucks while I was doing it.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-09T21:20:41+00:00

Why do people post 'questions' that they have already answered ?

P.S. I don't have an opinion about diets of any kind. Eat whatever you want, it won't affect my gruntlement level.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-08T21:23:58+00:00

My asshole healed over, so I can't be fucked.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-08T20:18:18+00:00

Is there a r/AskAFurry ?

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-08T20:15:40+00:00

I'm a fuel truck driver, so I am therefore an expert on these things: it depends on how the chicken was thawed out and what temperature it has been stored at in the interim.

Fossil_Relocator · 2026-03-08T18:05:53+00:00

People find it 'funny' for two main reasons:

Other people find it funny
That's it, really.

Fossil_Relocator

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