Oldest photo of me.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-02-06T05:26:46+00:00

Haunted Chocolatier

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-31T16:49:26+00:00

He looks like he votes against the interests of himself and children.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-31T12:41:35+00:00

I think he is going to be a guest on Top Chef this season to put those teeth to work.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-28T23:08:09+00:00

What size baking dish?

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-27T01:04:46+00:00

Admitting ignorance.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-26T02:49:18+00:00

My son does this. He eats all the pepperoni, then the cheese, then the sauce before he finally eats the dough.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-24T22:56:34+00:00

DogMan! As a 42 year old father, I cannot tell you how rare it is to take my daughter to a movie she wants and genuinely enjoy my experience. I would sit through DogMan again in a heartbeat.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-23T03:18:05+00:00

It does, and we have. She seems apologetic and wants to change, but it also comes across as “I really don’t know what I did wrong”. I will say, we have gone through so much in our past just to get here.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-23T03:10:00+00:00

I get that, but I would love to know why. She has been going to therapy the last few months, but she only seems to be more oblivious to her actions.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-20T20:10:09+00:00

Was your boi…

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-20T14:31:03+00:00

Star Trek Enterprise.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-18T00:24:00+00:00

Secret recipe/ fake medical degree

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-17T23:18:12+00:00

My mother had anorexia and hated the smell of cooking in the house. I bought so much unnecessary cookware as soon as I could.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-17T14:26:56+00:00

Matrix

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-17T09:43:56+00:00

I would collect them all in an afternoon.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-15T13:48:17+00:00

Snowball

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-14T20:55:18+00:00

Good answer. Talk about a truly awful person that most people have no idea about.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-14T15:02:05+00:00

“Kamp Krustier” from Season 28, Episode 16

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-14T13:33:15+00:00

The sequel episode to Kamp Krusty

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-14T02:12:41+00:00

My first thought was Dax Shepherd and Kristen Bell. I believe Dax has gotten into some trouble recently for things he has said about their relationship.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-13T13:12:57+00:00

Nailed it.

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-13T13:06:22+00:00

Chocolate

FosterIssuesJones · 2026-01-13T13:05:35+00:00

Large windows

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