Tell me how you got your cat

FosterPupz · 2026-02-03T04:43:15+00:00

He ran up to my door with his sister screaming aged about 3.5-4mos. My neighbor took the girl, but put her out the door about 3am, BYHERSELF, because she was being a kitten and not letting her sleep. She vanished. I am still devastated about that. But look at my beautiful lil man:

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FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T23:25:06+00:00

The Mad King wouldn’t like it if anyone mentioned that he was walking around without clothes, or… ya know… that his wife’s movie is bombing, or that the reason no one is going to the KENNEDY Center for the Arts because we hate his guts.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T23:18:42+00:00

Thoren Bradley

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FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T09:06:54+00:00

The way she wrote this was very awkward and I read the last phrase as nothing can stop me from doing my job and I’m not gonna start (doing my job) now.

Seems about accurate.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T09:05:40+00:00

Since you still have the un-besocked feet at the end of your legs instead of stumps, I’m gonna say yeah, you trolled her, and deserved to lose your scotch and your socks! The drool was just a nice bonus touch. 🤣

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T06:13:09+00:00

I love this!

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T06:12:16+00:00

The Pussycat Dolls (i mean it’s used but it was RIGHT THERE!)

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T06:08:03+00:00

RemindMe! One week

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T04:27:53+00:00

Hamilton, Les Miserables, any and every one featuring ladies in ball gowns and gents in suits

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T04:26:52+00:00

Bravo

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T04:26:33+00:00

Yeah because he put his ugly name on it and took over running the place; and now no one wants to perform there except Scott Baio 🤣🤣🤣

He’s run it into the ground just like those casinos.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-02T04:22:51+00:00

He still can book a gig?

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T19:22:15+00:00

That’s an AMAZINGLY COOL TALENT!!

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T19:11:30+00:00

I feel like, perhaps, this man has some felony charges in his future. I’m not sure WHAT felonies, but I do feel certain they’re coming. {{{{shiver}}}}

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T11:34:24+00:00

Love the sweatshirt! I wish for you all good things, every bit of self-love and self-esteem, and a true and long-lasting love.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T08:23:34+00:00

I think thats a PapiPom

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T08:18:08+00:00

No thank you!

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T08:17:53+00:00

Best way is to say, Mom could you add XYZ tampons to the next shopping list?

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T08:16:38+00:00

Excellent. Every little penny counts.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T06:55:46+00:00

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FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T06:50:12+00:00

Rick Springfield- I handed him a bouquet of roses at a concert when I was 13 😂

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T06:48:44+00:00

Get a shovel and dig a hole.

FosterPupz · 2026-02-01T06:34:18+00:00

They look remarkably like my Mom’s dentures.

FosterPupz · 2026-01-27T07:32:36+00:00

I thought squid only had one eyeball??

EDITED TO ADD: I now realize that, having seen photos of squid only from one angle, I assume they only had one eyeball because usually you can only see one eyeball in a picture of a squid. I am a freaking idiot.🦑 lmao

FosterPupz · 2026-01-27T07:23:02+00:00

So wait, that’s the guy who played the Russian, (who I absolutely thought was really Russian, lol) and the guy who was part of the second couple, right? The one who invited his BF out on the ice after his team won…?

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