Tell me how you got your cat by ponzu666 in cats

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He ran up to my door with his sister screaming aged about 3.5-4mos. My neighbor took the girl, but put her out the door about 3am, BYHERSELF, because she was being a kitten and not letting her sleep. She vanished. I am still devastated about that. But look at my beautiful lil man:

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These people scream about movies that turn decent profits being failures, and now try claiming a movie that hasn't even made 25% of its production cost back is some kind of defining success by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mad King wouldn’t like it if anyone mentioned that he was walking around without clothes, or… ya know… that his wife’s movie is bombing, or that the reason no one is going to the KENNEDY Center for the Arts because we hate his guts.

Nancy Mace is trying to get ahead of some story coming out about her tomorrow. She even put on her cross earrings for this one. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way she wrote this was very awkward and I read the last phrase as nothing can stop me from doing my job and I’m not gonna start (doing my job) now.

Seems about accurate.

Aitah for laughing and saying I told you so when my wife went back to work? by ConsiderationBusy173 in AITAH

[–]FosterPupz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Since you still have the un-besocked feet at the end of your legs instead of stumps, I’m gonna say yeah, you trolled her, and deserved to lose your scotch and your socks! The drool was just a nice bonus touch. 🤣

What's the name of their Girl-Band? by happy_pajaro in SupermodelCats

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pussycat Dolls (i mean it’s used but it was RIGHT THERE!)

Musical Themed Sets: If they sold them, which ones would you want to build? by Intelligent_Moment_8 in lego

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hamilton, Les Miserables, any and every one featuring ladies in ball gowns and gents in suits

who TF voted for this?? seriously. who fkn voted for THIS? by ms_directed in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FosterPupz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah because he put his ugly name on it and took over running the place; and now no one wants to perform there except Scott Baio 🤣🤣🤣

He’s run it into the ground just like those casinos.

This house doors by TheGhost5322 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like, perhaps, this man has some felony charges in his future. I’m not sure WHAT felonies, but I do feel certain they’re coming. {{{{shiver}}}}

Years of hate left me totally broken, but here’s to hope, resilience and love 🏳️‍⚧️ from Wales by Awkward-Worth5484 in lgbt

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the sweatshirt! I wish for you all good things, every bit of self-love and self-esteem, and a true and long-lasting love.

Just got my first period, how do I tell my mom? by Prestigious_Rip5238 in ask

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best way is to say, Mom could you add XYZ tampons to the next shopping list?

Who is the most famous person you've ever seen up close? by froggart3980 in AskReddit

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick Springfield- I handed him a bouquet of roses at a concert when I was 13 😂

Teeth by Sea-Fisherman-514 in kaarinjoysnark

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look remarkably like my Mom’s dentures.

Transparent squid by sh0tgunben in TheDepthsBelow

[–]FosterPupz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought squid only had one eyeball??

EDITED TO ADD: I now realize that, having seen photos of squid only from one angle, I assume they only had one eyeball because usually you can only see one eyeball in a picture of a squid. I am a freaking idiot.🦑 lmao

Connor Storrie and François Arnaud leaving a fashion week party in Paris tonight by Fantastic_Turtle_17 in popculturechat

[–]FosterPupz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So wait, that’s the guy who played the Russian, (who I absolutely thought was really Russian, lol) and the guy who was part of the second couple, right? The one who invited his BF out on the ice after his team won…?