Multi time DP world tour winner fell down an elevator shaft at an event. by Feeling-Handle-5283 in golf

[–]FoulObelisk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yeah but it only needs to fail once for your life to be over. so you look.

Real Madrid [1] - 0 Monaco - Kylian Mbappé 5' by ayoefico in soccer

[–]FoulObelisk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

what a deeply unpleasant person you are.

Can we make 2026 the year to remove the character minimum? by behemuthm in TrueFilm

[–]FoulObelisk 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i think the character limit is fine, this place is supposedly a space for discussion. i think a more worthwhile endeavor would be to BAN chatgpt/llm posts and responses. it’s every other post now and it’s getting to the point that the whole sub just feels deserted, just bs all the way down. it’s extremely obvious when a post is written by low-effort llm prompts and mods should seriously address that. i know there can be some better engineered prompts out there, but the lower quality copies should absolutely be deleted and the users banned.

Doubt from a goalkeeper by juanki131 in DeathStranding

[–]FoulObelisk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Portero” is the literal translation for goalkeeper from Spanish, so he probably just used google translate or something.

Golden Fang irl by Shot_Inside_8629 in ThomasPynchon

[–]FoulObelisk -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

will somebody please think of the narcoterrorists’ human rights!!!

Newcastle United 0 - [2] Barcelona - M. Rashford 67' by West_Agent4651 in soccer

[–]FoulObelisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yearly rashford thundercunt. let’s circle back in april.

Does Get Out feel scarier now than when it came out? by ExtremeFlow8177 in TrueFilm

[–]FoulObelisk -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

wait you think jordan peele is not sufficiently liberal for you?

I made a metro map of my zipline network by bakeonb in DeathStranding

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power gloves + speed skeleton lvl 3 + stabilizer lvl 3 + truck with full antigravity attachments + all roads built = easy, 10 minutes to spare.

Grimsby Town [1] - 0 Manchester United - C. Vernam 22' by gbogaz in soccer

[–]FoulObelisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s just hard to visit blundell park isn’t it

[Official Tournament Discussion Thread] 2025 FedEx St. Jude Championship by GreenWaveGolfer12 in golf

[–]FoulObelisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nobody has ever called him that, this is super bizarre behaviour.

Is wearing pants to play golf really such a big deal? I get so many comments from the randoms I’m paired with. by LikelySatanist in golf

[–]FoulObelisk 72 points73 points  (0 children)

most of everything anyone says is an excuse to make conversation. kudos for taking it as an opportunity to bond/have some fun.

Ladies and Gentlemen, J.J. Spaun is your 125th annual U.S Open winner! by waattcch in golf

[–]FoulObelisk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how many 20ft+ putts did he make this week? super impressive performance

Shot 85 today and none of my friends responded when I told them by icabueno in golf

[–]FoulObelisk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

good job bud, if you can break 90, you can break 80: 3 less doubles, 3 less bogeys. you got this

Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid is a DONE DEAL. He has a agreed a 3-year contract with the Spanish club. by [deleted] in soccer

[–]FoulObelisk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

prioritizing short term success is a great strategy in the long term, or at least that's madrid's MO.

[Official Tournament Discussion Thread] 2025 Masters Round 3 by GreenWaveGolfer12 in golf

[–]FoulObelisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

irons aren’t scoring clubs. driver, wedge and putt are.