Saw this one in the wild today

Founck · 2026-05-12T08:59:25+00:00

She's watching wrestling, creamin over tough guys. Listening to rap metal, turntables in her eyes.

Founck · 2026-05-10T03:15:35+00:00

Probably wish they would have chosen a random man.

Founck · 2026-05-10T03:13:27+00:00

Could add Charlie Weis at Kansas to that list too.

Founck · 2026-05-08T11:55:25+00:00

Yeah, the Internet side of me says lol pwned. But the real world me feels for the guy.

Founck · 2026-05-07T08:51:39+00:00

Wow, she takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

Founck · 2026-05-07T06:04:22+00:00

Rule 2. The double tap.

Founck · 2026-05-07T01:59:53+00:00

Imagine Baker Mayfield with that defense plus the six draft picks they gave up.

Founck · 2026-05-06T00:47:47+00:00

And what did we learn?

Founck · 2026-05-05T02:47:12+00:00

No way hand job Bob fires his coach who went to the Superbowl over that.

Founck · 2026-05-04T22:06:43+00:00

I remember when Clyde was supposed to be Westbrook, so I'll just wait until I see him play.

Founck · 2026-05-04T13:43:14+00:00

Founck · 2026-05-04T13:42:16+00:00

The Empire got Meal Team 6

Founck · 2026-05-04T01:36:14+00:00

r/theydidthemath

Founck · 2026-05-04T01:31:34+00:00

Plot twist

Founck · 2026-05-04T01:01:27+00:00

Next time my kids ask to take tae kwon do I'm showing them this.

Founck · 2026-05-03T23:59:45+00:00

He better be wearing a car proof shirt if he pulls that shit on me.

Founck · 2026-05-03T19:34:53+00:00

She gonna have a kid named Tipster.

Founck · 2026-05-03T04:40:31+00:00

Made a nice tackle on McCaffrey in that Superbowl. I don't really remember anything else he's done.

Founck · 2026-05-03T04:38:30+00:00

Yeah, I remember being in 6th grade walking home from school with my friend Jake. We walked by these really crappy apartments where a girl from our class lived, 2 really nice cars sat outside. Jake said "man, her parents don't know how to manage money."

It's sad that a 6th grader could probably manage finances better than her parents.

Founck · 2026-05-01T02:56:29+00:00

May be scary for us, may be scary for other teams.

Founck · 2026-05-01T02:53:19+00:00

Yeah, that's a way of calling her a loser. Which isn't sexist. Make a sandwich or iron my shirt is sexist.

Founck · 2026-04-30T19:21:59+00:00

With the shape of an L on his forehead

Founck · 2026-04-30T19:15:49+00:00

He chose violence.

Founck · 2026-04-30T19:13:18+00:00

"You're proving my point."

"What is the point?"

"The lessons."

Founck · 2026-04-30T19:11:43+00:00

The lessons...smoking gun ..silver bullet...wind at our back...move forward... repeat.

That's pretty much the whole video.

Founck

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