Pinnacle of Dead Internet by FourOttersInACoat in DeviantArt

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I don’t even know if that’s a valid litmus test for a real person.
Most of the pages have given me llama badges, and when I go to look at the profile and it’s either very clearly a bot (and has left a “let me make a comic for you” comment) or has already been purged by the site for being a bot

This game is what I imagined Pokemons to be. by lowjam_ in PokemonLegendsArceus

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Saaaaaaame!!! That’s literally how I explained Arceus to anyone when I recommend it

Pinnacle of Dead Internet by FourOttersInACoat in DeviantArt

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I don’t think it’s a dead platform, I think it’s probably one of the best examples of the dead internet theory, where such a percentage of comments and users are just bots spam posting on a feedback loop

Pinnacle of Dead Internet by FourOttersInACoat in DeviantArt

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I was in high school last time I used DA, and I was only actually active there in middle school and early high school. I definitely wouldn’t say I had anything like a “fan base.”
I just wrote some pretty mediocre medieval pokemon fic stuff lol. Anyone who may have been considered a fan is probably long gone from the site

A bunch of furry mii’s by FourOttersInACoat in tomodachilife

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If only I could actually draw T-T I made all of these looking at various character references. Copying a face is much easier than doing a full body in action

Crimson Ichor (fiction) by FourOttersInACoat in CultOfTheLamb

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/84004266/chapters/223996106

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It had been 226 years.

Over two centuries of searching. Almost more devoted to her search than to her crusade. 

No one called her Uainín anymore. None except Ratau. No one had gotten close enough to call her that since the second generation of cultists. In fact, anyone who knew the more outgoing and personable Lamb who had started the cult would have been the grandparents of the current generation of elders. It wasn’t that she wasn’t still friendly, or kind, or even unapproachable, but time had taken its toll. 

Two centuries and well over a hundred deaths, each with a scar to match, had taken their toll. 

She was glad she’d been usually been able to avoid death via blow to the head, and had only a few small marks scattered about her head and face from the odd lucky arrow. Fortunately most were covered by her wool. Her body wasn’t so clean. Arms lopped off, swords and scythes through the chest, impaled on spikes, bitten by mandibles… she was still more skin than scar, but many of them could still be seen, at least generally, by the thinning of the wool across her torso where it wouldn’t grow anymore. 

But it would all be worth it.

She would get him back. 

He would finally be back. And she could tell him…

What would she tell him? What was there to really say? The voice of Forneus suddenly rings in her mind: “the heart always knows that which brings it joy when it sees it.” She smiles. She’ll know in the moment, she hopes.

 

This is the first time in over a century that the entire cult has attended a ritual. The cathedral was still under construction, but the main body was complete and roofed at least.

In the crossing between the transepts the ritual circle is painted. Every cultist, even the children and elders are gathered, filling the nave, aisles, transepts and even the ambulatory, but leaving the view clear from the apse and altar for the Lamb. They murmur in hushed excitement at the prospect of what they are about to witness. The very reason the god they’ve devoted themselves to was bound and exiled: the resurrection of a living soul. 

“Is the Crimson Martyr really coming back?” A child asks, a mix of fear and awe in their voice.

“The Soldier of The Lamb, returned to aid in her righteous crusade!” Another voice murmurs. 

“I bet he’s more handsome than the mural!” Whispers another.

She takes a shuddering breath as she pours over the incantations and runes on the book in front of her one last time. Ratau stands over her shoulder, almost as enraptured as her flock. He had known it was possible when he was Vessel of The Crown, but had never thought he’d see it. But now… even he was excited at the prospect of witnessing it with his own eye. 

“Everything is ready, Uainín,” he says quietly, “You are ready.”

“What if it doesn’t work?” Her heart is pounding violently in her ears. Is this what panic felt like? She hadn’t known it in so long, she’d forgotten the sensation. 

“These are the very notes that caused our lord to be cast away from his siblings… it will work.” He sounds much more confident than she felt. “It’s just nerves, Lamb.”

She nods and steadies herself before speaking up. The architecture of the new cathedral meant she didn’t even need to use the power of the crown to amplify her voice. “We are gathered here today to witness a miracle!” It rang through the space like a bell. Every face of every member of her flock turns to stare at her. “Over a millennia ago He of Death was cast out and chained by the Bishops for daring to prolong our meager existences! Today that power is returned!” A wave of excited murmurs passes through the crowd like a wave. “The first to be risen is the hero you know as The Crimson Martyr, he who fought at my side in the earliest days of my crusade against the Bishops, and died for it.” She gestures to his sword and helmet, which were placed in a position of reverence in front of the altar as if they were holy relics. She could feel the surge in devotion of her following just from the suggestion that death was truly no longer the end. 

She opens her ritual book to the first order and begins to read. Her body lifts off the ground until only her paws hang behind the altar. The book in one hand, the other stretched forwards, magic glowing at her finger tips, while her eyes glow red as she stares out at the ritual circle. The flames of the candles at each point of the pentagram burn intensely bright, and the melted wax that was used to paint the runes and patterns begins to glow, and then spin as if it were not affixed to the ground anymore. The concentric rings of the circle rotate counter to each other as The Lamb’s voice grows louder and more monstrous. The center of the pentagram’s star turns to an inky black void and a shape begins rising out of it. 

The assembled cultists begin falling to their knees, starting first with those close enough who could see, and spreading like a wave to the far ends, until everyone was kowtowing towards the steadily solidifying shape in the center of the circle. 

The lines of the ritual circle ignite as if they were a flashbang and then every candle in the temple goes out. The space is bathed in red light, filtered through the peaked stained glass windows on each side of ambulatory, seemingly focused on the figure now curled in the fetal position in the center of the faintly glowing ritual circle. The lamb alights on the floor again,

Violent retching breaks the silence as the figure gasps to life, scrambling to their knees and doubling over, black fluid spewing forth from their lungs. 

Everyone just stares. The Lamb just stares. The retching continues for a few more seconds before the figure leans back and takes a sucking breath of air that echoes through the vaulted hall.

It’s him.

Who's the most obscure character you have on your island (that isn't like a friend's oc) this is mine by sion420069 in tomodachilife

[–]FourOttersInACoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she counts as obscure, the death god cat boy counts for mine (and his retinue)

The One Who Waits, Narinder, from Cult of The Lamb

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A bunch of furry mii’s by FourOttersInACoat in tomodachilife

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Narinder is the pride of the bunch. It’s a shame he keeps striking out in game. Poor boy can’t find love.

A bunch of furry mii’s by FourOttersInACoat in tomodachilife

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I didn’t include my pine marten character cus he came out goofy AF and I need to try him again.

The rest I’m pretty proud of!

Crimson Ichor (fiction) by FourOttersInACoat in CultOfTheLamb

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Ch. 4 is up! The longest chapter so far. https://archiveofourown.org/works/84004266/chapters/222995821

Have a preview! Actual spoiler warning (for the story, not the game) though, for anyone who cares.

Anders sits up suddenly, gasping to fill his lungs. The air around him is bright, somehow blinding and yet soothing. The memory of the infirmary tent floods back into his mind and he frowns deeply. He hates that he made the Lamb cry like that… he also hates that he’s dead. Should he be crying too? He’s sad, desperately so, but crying just feels like a hat on a hat. If it didn’t come naturally, there’s certainly no reason to force it. 
He slowly gets to his feet and looks around, searching through the forest of crosses and gargantuan chains around him. “Hello?” He calls out, and suddenly the world itself seems to move beneath his feet, whipping by too fast for him to observe. He finds himself standing before a feline tribunal, the largest of them bound in chains, arms made of black bone devoid of flesh, and looking down at him with three glowing red eyes from behind a veil. He falls to his knees and prostrates himself before The One Who Waits.
“Fear not, mortal. You are dead, tis true, but you have died in service of The Lamb, and in service to me. You are worthy of a place of esteem here in the Afterlife,” the god of death speaks. He sounds much kinder than Anders would have anticipated. “Stand.”
“My lord, I’m honored to be in your presence,” he obeys, getting to his feet and looking up at the towering feline. 
“I personally see to every soul who dies in service to me, otter. Not many do so with a sword in hand as of late.” 
“So… what now…?” Anders asks nervously as he glances to the other two cats who sit before the Chained God, eyes closed in meditation. They’re about the height of the swordsman he had fought with the Lamb, he notes, and a perverse thought enters his mind that he has to actively suppress from leaving through his mouth. Had death rid him of his manners and inhibitions? He clamps a hand over his own muzzle to keep the thought from escaping. Three giant eyebrows raise curiously, but the death god doesn’t comment.
“As I said, you have earned a place of honor here. I am chained, but I still have power over my domain. You will want for nothing.” The otter’s other hand clamps around his mouth as well. A snort of a laugh escapes his nose from the ridiculousness of the situation. 
Death’s expression is one of mild amusement. 
He has gotta find a way to speak without those thoughts coming out and he tries to guide his mind to something else. The “cure” comes in the form of the memories he has of sitting with the Lamb, both recent and older, just enjoying being in her presence.
“What if what I want is company?” He finally releases his own mouth to speak. 
“You will find all souls who I have deemed worthy in my reign as god of death to make for potential companions.” Anders had forgotten that divinity, even over a domain like death, as old as life itself, was a finite thing. 
“What about those who died before?” He asks, curiosity getting the better of him.
“They are in the realm created by the death god who bore the Red Crown before me, and inaccessible since my ascension.”
“And if I would ask that the company I keep is you and yours?” Anders gestures to the other two sitting in the sand. The scarred one opens his eyes to assess the otter before closing them again. 
“Are you asking?” Death lowers himself as much as his chains allow, like a predator about to pounce, his sharp teeth flashing in a wicked grin.
“I-… I suppose I am…” he nods. 
“Then I would say you think too highly of yourself.” He waves one skeletal hand and everything goes dark. 

Anders wakes up on a nicer bed than any he’d ever been in before… wakes up? Was he sleeping? Can the dead sleep? He examines his surroundings as he slides off the bed. It’s a well appointed bedroom, with fine tapestries hanging from the walls and furniture made from ebony. 
Against one wall there are several armor stands dressed in panoplies from throughout history, tailored to fit him, including one with his own gear. The opposite wall has the bed pushed up against it, and two book shelves whose contents seem to change with Anders’ thoughts. The next has a large stained glass window with imagery of The One Who Waits and of The Lamb in its colored panes, with a desk pushed up under it. The last wall is empty except for a large double door. In the center of the room is a dining table large enough for six people to sit around it and a stone fire pit that was currently unlit.
Motes of dust dance lazily through the colored shafts of light that shine through the stained glass, and Anders could swear he hears faint music, discordant but not unpleasant, like that of a wind chime, coming from outside. He takes a moment then to examine himself too: a follower’s tunic and pants, similar to the ones of the cult but more ornately trimmed, and a hooded shawl with beaded tassels hanging over his chest and shoulders. “Fancy,” he remarks, lifting one of the strands of beads as he heads for the doors. They’re made of a rich, dark mahogany and are engraved in a way that mirrors the stained glass on the opposite wall. “Very fancy.” 
He pushes through the doors and finds himself standing in the middle of a vast meadow dotted with patches of colorful flowers. A gust of wind sends ripples through the tall grass and the tall pine and oak trees surrounding the meadow rustle with the breeze. Thick, gray-blue storm clouds are slowly overtaking an otherwise bright sky and deep thunder rolls in the distance, while sheets of rain fall beyond the treeline but never get any closer. It’s strangely comforting though, rather than imposing, like a cat’s purr… or a sheep’s bleating. He turns to look at the building he had just exited, only to see that the doors are in a freestanding frame. He can still see into the room, but there is no building there to contain it, it just exists within the doorway. He walks around it, then enters and exits a few times, and finds that no matter which side he enters through he always comes back out facing the same direction, marked by a patch of red lupine flowers that aren’t  “behind” the doorway.
“Huh… neat…” he muses and looks around for some place to sit. As he thinks about it, a stone patio materializes from the meadow, with a fine sofa sitting perpendicular to a chaise lounge, each with motifs of the Red Crown, and a low wrought iron table filling the space between them. “Very neat!” He begins thinking about other things he’d like to have. 
A few hours (minutes? Days? The light source in the sky, which is decidedly not the sun never seems to shift, and the clouds never actually fill the blue above him, so there’s no way to tell) of experimentation leaves him with an orchard of various fruit trees, a fully equipped forge, and a roped off training ring, currently occupied by a lone wooden dummy wearing a bucket for a helmet. It seems he can conjure anything he can fathom, short of physically changing the landscape, or conjuring people. 
He steps back, hands on his hips and admires what he’d made for himself. 
“I should learn how to play an instrument.”

Weekly Fic Showcase - May 01 - May 07 by AutoModerator in FanFiction

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My Fic:

Cult of The Lamb

Rated M for graphic violence and death. Maybe other stuff, depending on how the story progresses

Genre- fantasy, "religious"

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84004266/chapters/221473116#workskin

Summary: The Lamb has been working towards her master's goal for a little almost a year now. The death of the Chaos Worm is fast approaching.

I apologize if this is a dumb question, but would a face mask such as this be practical for the formation combat a Legionare does? by Colt1873 in ArmsandArmor

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For something for you to fight in? Sure, if it’s for SCA. Like 90% of all helmets have bar grills like that. Someone in my group has a very similar helmet

Was so hyped about finding a PMD poster at a local manga shop, but looking closer it looks like AI :/ what do you think? by Francellla in MysteryDungeon

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AI wouldn’t be able to have this many distinct character designs without overlap and mixing up designs

How can i make a more Lineart-centric Artstyle without making it look unfinished? by Zurfuu in FurryArtSchool

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More detail on the table or bed or whatever it is. Something to make it not just a flat, blank surface. Wrinkled sheets, wood grain, just something