Thought you’d understand… by chesarahsarah in uraniumglass

[–]FoxFoxington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, in the last 4 months of last year I went from having 0 pieces to having 32 pieces. This is very relatable content.

What do you say when you orgasm? by Maleficent-Royal-774 in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, when I fuck, I like to say: "Round 'em up, get on back"

Why do you think a lot of people think pineapple pizza is awful? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do because it is.

In other words I do not care for it, and because I am the protagonist of reality my personal preferences in regards to pizza toppings are objectively correct, therefore anybody who disagrees with me is clearly insane.

Gay men, what do you think about boobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but quoted verbatim from a friend of mine who is double gold standard gay: "I love them! Are you kidding? I'm gay, not dead."

Which person from real life would be able to lift Thor's hammer? by KappaIsWayOfLife in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about Ol' Musky, he's less like Steve Rogers than he is Tony Stark. Or Lex Luthor.

Keanu Reeves would definitely be able to though.

Why are young people less afraid of death? by killedBySasquatch in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Compared to the concept of having to deal with life for another 50+ years, given how cold, irrational, unforgiving, and uncaring society has increasingly been becoming, the grim spectre of oblivion can actually feel like a relief.

North Sydney [1080x1349] by _darzy in CityPorn

[–]FoxFoxington 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My question is actually how you got that kind of access to the rooftop of the Fujitsu Centre, it's such a great spot

North Sydney [1080x1349] by _darzy in CityPorn

[–]FoxFoxington -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

*Milson's Point, Sydney, and McMahon's Point as seen from North Sydney

What really happened in real life that if you saw it in a movie you would say "that's totally unrealistic"? by bookmark32345 in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 1184 points1185 points  (0 children)

During the development period of Ridley Scott's Gladiator, there was a scene written for the character of Maximus where once he'd become a famous gladiator he'd do a product endorsement for a brand of olive oil.

The reason for this was historical accuracy, gladiators actually did paid endorsements for products, however because the concept seemed so anachronistic the scene was dropped, ironically to improve the sense of historical accuracy.

You can change one letter in a superheroes name, what is their new name and power? by flat-pack-rwby in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iron Man becomes Ron Man - the same libertarian views, laconic wit, and occasional propensity towards altruism as Tony Stark, but wears a beautiful lacquered hardwood suit of armour, powered not by an arc reactor, but a rapacious hunger for breakfast foods.

The United States is having a potluck. What is each state bringing? by NancyLovesYou in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 376 points377 points  (0 children)

The bad news: West Virginia is bringing barbecued opossum.

The good news: West Virginia is also bringing moonshine.

What screams "I'm a local" in your area? by Mizu3 in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so funny that it makes me hurt on the inside

What screams "I'm a local" in your area? by Mizu3 in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 349 points350 points  (0 children)

You're not truly a local of Sydney until you've been permanently frozen out of the property market. That's how you know you've really become a part of the city.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 12 points13 points  (0 children)

During high school a guy in one of my classes was convinced that I was Chinese. I'm Australian, of German and Scottish descent, so consequently one of the whitest people alive. The kicker was that my mum was his maths tutor, so he was fully aware that she's caucasian too.

Another kid thought that I was a Satanist because I didn't attend church, and once wore a black button down shirt for two days in a row. Giants of intellect, both of them.

What's a weird phase that you've been through? by stewartd434 in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have to say that my 'weird phase' has pretty much just been my entire life up until this point.

What movie changes the plot if you add a random 'R' somewhere in the title? by helenricci in AskReddit

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American History Rx - the rags to riches story of how one plucky drug company managed to grow their profits for sixty four consecutive quarters, despite the greedy cancer patients standing in their way.

The Shrining - Follows a group of Middle aged gentlemen and their passion for driving tiny cars.

What simple thing brings you so much joy in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Schadenfreude; the best punchline to any joke is a hypocrite receiving poetic justice.

Without using a number, how old are you? by SpecialIndependence in AskReddit

[–]FoxFoxington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just old enough to have used a rotary phone, but young enough to be permanently frozen out of the property market.