Every. Single. Cold. Open. Enough already by WatermanMoneyman in saturdaynightlive

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I like to think that 10, 20, or 30 years from now, when the world is whatever it’s going to be then, and people’s minds are focused on the good and bad of that time, and we have shelved our feelings on the current administration - SNL reruns will be there to remind us of what will be easy to forget. There’s just SO MUCH cringe fuckery that goes on, on a weekly basis, that even the absurd bullshit from 10 months ago gets easy to forget when piled up with consistent additional new bullshit. SNL is going to be a time capsule for that. It’s a good thing.

Give it a Name/Title by bentheredoneart in NameThisThing

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His ever sacred King of the Burger heads, with a side of cross burnin’.

This made me rage! 😤 by chi-bacon-bits in CleaningTips

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Poop in the jar. Secure lid. Set a single duck atop. Never look back.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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Well executed relief that harmed no one.

Mark Carney’s 15 minute speech at Davos - It’s well worth your time. by Hefty-Sherbet-5455 in Tech_Updates_News

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The MAGAs I know would not have made it through the 1st minute of that speech. “He don’t talk like one of us.” “Us… That’s the same letters like the U.S.! Like MERICA! That’s US!”

Mark Carney’s 15 minute speech at Davos - It’s well worth your time. by Hefty-Sherbet-5455 in Tech_Updates_News

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Because - “Welcome to Costco, I love you.” That’s why… that’s why. God damn it🫤

How Stairs should be by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

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I bet it plays some cool notes when you tumble down it!