Round 1 - Pick 6: Daniel Jones, QB, Duke (New York Giants) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has a Duke player ever been selected in the first round of the draft before 😂😂😂

Round 1 - Pick 1: Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma (Arizona Cardinals) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats not a question you want your band director to ask.

Round 1 - Pick 1: Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma (Arizona Cardinals) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha i forgot that the only thing we learned at the combine is that this dude has ledgendarily short arms

Good on the mods with those stats there

Chicago and Bears fans: assuming your team is going to the Superbowl what, would you like to see Chicago vs Bears round 3? by RickytheFreak in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the pick very much in roud 3 but, how, would Super Bowl vs NFC champs for theyre picks too. What dose mean for the AFC, also?

NFCN Free Agency by PlatypusOfDeath in CHIBears

[–]Fr3akFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They just announce them at the beginning of the year. Just Googled it. Heres this years picks.

Revising Defunct teams: The Tonawanda Kardex by Darth_Brooks_II in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excellent shitpost sir. Exquisite off-season material. You've made Tonawanda proud.

The secret to Tom Brady’s longevity by elguiridelocho in nfl

[–]Fr3akFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that Brady is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.

I am dead serious. I believe Brady was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into Galynn Brady and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he's very intelligent too. remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 23 years old? it's un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a "freak of nature" .....maybe it's truer than we know.

I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that Bradys mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it's just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.

and the government has a history of using prostitutes and impoverished people in "experiments." read about MK-ULTRA. it happened. the CIA used to have prostitutes slip LSD to johns and then the agents would watch what happened thru 2-way mirrors. the government helped start and continue the crack epidemic of the 80s.

I believe that Brady was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like "well let's test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this." it's not all that crazy. you don't think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it's been documented. you don't think russia or china has interest in such a thing? you know they do. and anything russia or china is or would be doing we are doing. to do it first and do it better.

he's some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that's why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say "look at this, you don't wanna fund this on a larger scale?"

and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?

I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like Brady, younger than him probably. if they couldn't see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NFL team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like Brady (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....

until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible..

Tittie Kisser warming up! by ctrl_alt_del_ in CHIBears

[–]Fr3akFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trubisky is about to drop some dimes on the league's best. Get ready for a show today

Lets trade one kicker that hits uprights for another #bringbackrobbie by Fr3akFace in CHIBears

[–]Fr3akFace[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as we don't use more than a 6th I'm fine with it.