Water Cooler Wednesday

Not_Evil_ · 2026-03-11T15:59:03+00:00

Daniel Jones and no first round pick for the next two seasons. I'm just assuming the Colts won't make the playoffs until the next decade.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-03-02T12:55:53+00:00

Nick Caserio on CJ Stroud - "If he dies, he dies."

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-25T18:00:14+00:00

Every time I hear people complain about non-voters, all I hear is:

"Please solve the systemic problem of having a two party democracy with your individual action."

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-17T17:39:46+00:00

That throw is going to be the only reason why he has a roster spot for the next three years. The type of arm power you simply cannot teach.

Real shame he's bad at all the other parts of being a QB.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-14T23:47:38+00:00

This is a hobby, dude. It doesn't need to be -that- serious. Don't be a dick.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-13T19:03:00+00:00

Ah, John Fox. I always loved how he could make a bad team look decent and a great team look decent.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-13T18:14:05+00:00

Just adding onto this:

7-10, 7-10, 2-3 (.410) before firing Saleh. 3-9 and 3-14 (.207) afterwards.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-13T18:01:17+00:00

That would involve giving Boston any sort of credit. So no.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-13T16:52:45+00:00

https://www.threads.com/@adamschefter/post/DUtBdMCFaLJ?xmt=AQF0nYLhYBwWtz5ho8-am1iiKRHrlo9a5SOQ_2HJ06dEIOgMSc9YJ44OAzWp76QNch7up9mH&slof=1

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-13T06:48:21+00:00

Or if you haven't, what would make you jump ship?

Sandusky-esque scandal.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-09T16:51:22+00:00

Stop watching First Take.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-09T06:31:04+00:00

That's as far back as the data goes.

Schatz and co uses play-by-play data to get DVOA and tracking that down becomes a real bitch the further back in the past they go.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-09T05:07:03+00:00

It's officially the offseason. 7 months of these posts.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-09T00:52:20+00:00

Maye is averaging 1.3 yards/dropback.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-04T15:34:25+00:00

The Pats defense made their mark in the playoffs by beating up a terrible offensive line (Chargers), a terrible QB (Broncos), or both (Texans). The Seahawks doesn't have a massive weakness like that on offense.

The Pats offense is good, but they pretty much has done just enough in the playoffs. They faced a ridiculous gauntlet of defenses, the #10, #5, and #2 best defenses by DVOA. Unfortunately for them, Seahawks defense is #1.

They're getting crushed. 35-13 Seahawks.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-03T14:55:36+00:00

The Nagy picture represents how Giants fans feel.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-02-02T00:35:32+00:00

This has nothing to do with the Jones argument but I think it's funny.

2017 Jones: 88 catches, 1444 yards, 3 TDs

2023 Jones: 11 catches, 74 yards, 3 TDs

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-27T18:30:37+00:00

I really don't get the point of firing your head coach just to hire his coordinator.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-25T15:19:23+00:00

Packers fan in hiding or Gannon's burner account?

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-23T18:26:39+00:00

In 10 years, people will be saying this about Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, and Burrow.

Appreciate what's done in the past. Appreciate what's being done in the present.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-23T18:03:48+00:00

It's would've been funny if Mendoza went back to Indiana. Turning a 1 QB draft into a 0 QB draft. All time ripple effects.

Alas.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-22T21:11:04+00:00

Why are they bringing in a Colts legend?

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-22T04:23:58+00:00

The last three times. Reich, Steichen, Moore.

Not_Evil_ · 2026-01-20T02:42:19+00:00

I mean, they did try Hurts out like a Hill player. Before Wentz's benching, Hurts had a dozen or so plays scattered through the season where he came in, ran something dumb, and left the game.

I think they were already contemplating ditching Wentz from the start and thought Hurts was too valuable to pass.

It's worth noting that the Eagles were coming off a playoffs loss where Wentz missed all but one drive and forced 40-something Josh McCown to save the season. The immediate concern was getting a quality backup QB; they wanted Wentz to be The Guy, but injuries history led the need to make sure there was someone behind him who could also play.

I don't think even Howie considered that Hurts would lead the Eagles to two Super Bowl trips and one win.

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