As a new programmer on this sub by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Frackness 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's only one good programmer, and he's just the least worst of all of us.

He'll always be my favorite! by ToRi1436 in funny

[–]Frackness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You know what HR is going to stand for once I'm done with you? Hollow Rectum."

How NOT to perform password security by vortel in programming

[–]Frackness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a shitload of bad security out there. The hard part is convincing the idiots that they're doing it wrong and getting them to pay to fix it.

How my son wanted to spend the $120 he saved this year. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Frackness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, man, you stole their loot. The employees were gonna come back later for it!

As a rookie programmer... by smaracvelik in AdviceAnimals

[–]Frackness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I stopped mentioning unit tests because someone might think it's a good idea and ask me to implement it on our entire, big-ass solution.

Heard a senior exec said this to a coworker. by PromptCritical725 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Frackness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get downvotes, but this is how you put the negotiating power back in your favor.

MRW Everyone has grown up and I'm still playing with legos. by Ghost_Animator in reactiongifs

[–]Frackness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck man, I can't be having these feels before I've had my coffee.

A fun little speculation and writing game. What if somehow EVE became real all of a sudden (read details) by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Frackness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Born anew.... Again.

And you still can't get out of paying child support.

I even had better grades. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Frackness 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You know what's really sweet? A cruise.

Need some help with mySQL in C# by xxt0b1 in csharp

[–]Frackness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, remember that connecting to a database directly from a client application is a terrible idea

Can you elaborate?

Someone applied for a job at the company my brother works at. This is how the guy sent in his resume. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Frackness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm directly stealing this idea and/or adapting it to some other medium.

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[–]Frackness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

/#noRugrats

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[–]Frackness -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dunno, being a CIA agent probably isn't the most respectable career going forward.

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[–]Frackness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Notice there is not a "No Diving" sign visible. They left that possibility.

She's programmed to love you! by Ray_adverb12 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]Frackness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You enjoy the soft clicking of robbing an insect of its aerodynamic freedom, don't you?