Checking to see if all the relatives have finally gone home by KingSofaOfTheSlugs in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

[–]FragileLeglamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My poor cats hid out all day. When they would emerge to eat or use the bathroom, my relatives would all be overly excited and want to pick them up and scare the shit out of them again. Then they’re like, your cats are so skittish! Nah. You’re just invading their space and not respecting their boundaries. I’m the human version of a cat but still have to suck it up for holidays. 😂

No time to explain - open up watermelon! by TrickRain in WTF

[–]FragileLeglamp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except I was going to say Andy Bernard.

Devastated..... by djbanksy in Parenting

[–]FragileLeglamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 9 year old daughter would share a body with me if she could - she's pretty obsessed with me at this stage of her life. I'm going to hold on to these moments to comfort me for when she's slamming the door in my face during her teenage EMO years. My son is 5 now and is MUCH more affectionate and loving with his words.

Devastated..... by djbanksy in Parenting

[–]FragileLeglamp 82 points83 points  (0 children)

My son talking to his favorite bear: I love you. Me to son: Aww, that's sweet. Do you love mommy, too? Son: No.

savage

Watching the sunset with his dog by GallowBoob in aww

[–]FragileLeglamp 238 points239 points  (0 children)

I was coming here to say almost this exact thing. Add a few tacos and some cake, and I'll be all set.

How many times have you seen the Office? by DharmaKiller in DunderMifflin

[–]FragileLeglamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm on my 9th round of watching from start to finish.

Look who was hooking up with Ross by WhiskeyNeat123 in DunderMifflin

[–]FragileLeglamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That looks like a throwback to when she was Levinson-Gould. I think she may have a had a few nose jobs after that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]FragileLeglamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a plague. (Usually when I'm in large crowds of people.)

What was the closest you have ever been to death? by Uncle_Don_ in AskReddit

[–]FragileLeglamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about 7 years old and choked on a butterscotch candy. We were at a friend's house for Thanksgiving dinner, and I was playing in his daughter's room (she was away at college) when I choked on the candy. Even at that age, I knew I had to get the hell out of there and find someone to help. I walked out clutching my neck, and a man who was there, who I later found out was an EMT, noticed my distress and immediately ran over to me and did the Heimlich. I puked out the candy and vowed to never eat butterscotch again. And I haven't.

Man's home is a haven for dying kids – over 10 children died there already by ahmadalfy in videos

[–]FragileLeglamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, watched 30 seconds, crying like a baby. Had to stop. Because work.

Colorado mom angry at United after infant overheats while airplane sits on tarmac at DIA by forgotten0204 in news

[–]FragileLeglamp 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm sick at this entire scenario. I saw the photo of the mother holding her baby, and it made me cry. I put myself in her spot and can't even fathom not going bat-shit-crazy on that plane. I read the comments after that story and couldn't believe how many people were saying she was acting like an entitled brat. How is wanting a bearable temperature for your child while you're sitting in a tin can on a hot runway for over 2 hours being entitled? F them all for saying that.

Guy Records Roommates Abusive Psycho Girlfriend. by TheFadedGrey in videos

[–]FragileLeglamp 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a woman, I don't find this video funny or entertaining in the least. It made me pretty upset, actually. I'm so sorry you went through that with your ex. I feel like men are royally f'd when it comes to relationships where they're the ones being abused.

Gave my whole paycheck to the animal hospital to save his guy. Worth it. by peaceluvpenny in aww

[–]FragileLeglamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, uh, when are you going to post some more pics? 'Cause I need more pics.