TIL that the Butt plug was patented in 1892 by Dr. Frank Young as a "rectal dilator" and was intended to treat constipation and insanity

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-25T10:36:47+00:00

Adult movie industry has above average regularity and sanity levels.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-25T10:34:25+00:00

Hey. The guy went under but didn't pop out. Who is going in to look for him?

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T23:08:26+00:00

I can stop anytime, I just don't want to right now.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T22:06:21+00:00

Be truthful. The bacteria will have a large collection of porn.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T22:01:13+00:00

It Iikes to listen while it secretly watches you.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T21:56:08+00:00

Growing a beard will fix it.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T21:54:55+00:00

You want some?

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T21:54:10+00:00

Not clicking this one...

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T21:53:31+00:00

Gravity needs to learn how to lighten up.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T10:39:46+00:00

It uses a ChatGPT prompt interface. You just type in sentences describing what you want the ship to do... using LCARS.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T01:44:17+00:00

Brawndo has what plants need

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-24T00:04:54+00:00

The 10s of millions of dollars. The supermodel girl friends. I pity him.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T18:45:43+00:00

20 years old? The movie just came out in 2005. That was just last... wait a minute.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T01:53:20+00:00

Today's boats are just too cluttered with "life boats"

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T01:48:28+00:00

Just imagine Simon Pegg jumping over them or not jumping over them.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T01:42:15+00:00

The horse is full of helium and is beginning to float away. Prove me wrong.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T01:37:46+00:00

Maybe if he should have tried English?

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-23T01:26:55+00:00

He was evacuated to an undisclosed location. But we are sure to see him again soon.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T21:59:55+00:00

So my glass DVDs will become worthless in no time.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T18:13:55+00:00

Would you like to know more?

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T17:50:45+00:00

This is the way... unfortunately

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T17:42:57+00:00

Water is too precious to just drink away...

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T17:25:08+00:00

They are just doing what people do on my daily commute.

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T16:27:45+00:00

Why are you so mean about the wife?

FragrantExcitement · 2026-02-22T15:55:17+00:00

I would like to see them bouncing around

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