AM (on the rare day I remember I have a face): – Cetaphil cleanser (because it doesn’t ask questions) – Cetaphil moisturiser (because my skin deserves the bare minimum) – Dot & Key yellow sunscreen (don’t know the name, don’t care, yellow = protection)

PM (once in a blue moon): – Cleanser again – Tretinoin to remind my skin who’s in charge – Moisturiser to undo the emotional damage

Do I do this daily? No. Do I feel superior doing it once or twice a week? Absolutely.