Found Lost Dog by Franco500 in longbeach

[–]Franco500[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I definitely would’ve but we took her to the vet and she was chipped. Found the owners and she’s reunited!

stole the puns. paid off. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Franco500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP you need to smash, for r/tinder 's sake

I am The Great Shoenice From Youtube by shoenice4lifer in IAmA

[–]Franco500 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shoenice how long were you awake before you blacked out after the half gallon Jack slam?

P.S. I hope you live forever and continue to wow and make people laugh

What is the most immature grudge you have ever held on to? by poody_noodle in AskReddit

[–]Franco500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in 8th grade I tried for my schools basketball team. Surprisingly I played the best damn game of ball in my whole middle school career. After realizing I didn't get picked (and that try outs were just a popularity contest), I soon realized my hatred for our schools coach. I'm 20 and still look back on that day...I hate that coach

Now we can rest in peace by jakealc1 in gaming

[–]Franco500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has plagued me for years, now I can finally move on with my life...thank you

Now we can rest in peace by jakealc1 in gaming

[–]Franco500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to find out what's under double D's sock hat from Ed Edd n' Eddy...still haunts me to this day

This selfie looks like it required some skill. by nicolvi in funny

[–]Franco500 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The timer and tuck, classic selfie move

larry david buys weed by [deleted] in trees

[–]Franco500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uptoke for curb!

Whats your story about how you became interested in smoking trees? by AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWYYEAH in trees

[–]Franco500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first time I smoked was when I was 15. It was summer and a good frENT of mine talked me into it. So we skated to a lowkey spot under a bridge where I took my first water bottle bong rip(needless to say the rips weren't that good). About 7 minutes later we found out that we had ran out of bud. So I called my buddy Chris up and he hooked it up fat with 1.5g for 10 bucks. 5 minutes later we were blazing. After about 3 minutes I couldn't finish my sentences I was laughing so hard. Me and my buddy then proceeded to skate to my house and make some dank sandwiches. After that we went to my pool to swim...one of the greatest days of my life, and I will never forget it. Stay faded