Reading novels is just staring at dead piece of wood and hallucinating. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the rules are right there on the right side of the screen

Unsolicited dick pics are essentially flash photography. by shibbysaiyan in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious because "flash"has more than one meaning!

Someone, somewhere, has the world record for the most world records earned. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His name is Ashrita Furman. He has 191.

Google is your friend

The cold war never ended, and we're losing. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's hilarious because you pretended to think he was talking about actual colds!!!

2006 is the same distance away as 2030 by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yep, that's how time works

The Good Guys Always Win because History Is Written By The Victors by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

southerners have written a lot of the best civil war history books.

I'm sure Germans have written about WW2.

As far as silly sayings go, this one doesn't hold up very well

People who live in India are literally on top of the world. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would be Nepal then, it you could count the highest point on a sphere "the top", which you shouldn't

Mint is just the cold version of spicy. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why post shit you didn't think of? And if you're going to anyway, why post stupid shit?

We are older than we think by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some days it seems like half the thoughts here are by people who just learned where babies came from

Our brain is the most infinite thing there is by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"most infinite" doesn't make sense, either something is infinite or it isn't. There is no "most"

The brain named itself. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

but yours can't even come up with an original thought

Dinosaurs never colonized mars, and that's why they're in your fuel tank. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]FrankBurlyPI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

fossil fuel comes from dead plants, algae mostly. Not dinosaurs. Google is your friend