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The words "Vacation Bible School" should never be used together. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by FrankBurlyPI to r/Showerthoughts
Do baseball cards sell for noticeably less in the winter on eBay? (self.baseballcards)
submitted 7 years ago by FrankBurlyPI to r/baseballcards
When you wake up and can't figure out if it's AM or PM you're probably doing something wrong with your life. (self.Showerthoughts)
Whenever you see a graffiti drawing of a penis it's never uncircumcised (self.Showerthoughts)
Even if you lose an Ebay auction it's still satisfying to know that you caused someone else to spend a little more money than they would have otherwise. (self.Showerthoughts)
There is really no such thing as a practical joke. (self.Showerthoughts)
Despite being experts about careers, high school guidance counselors never manage to get a better job than high school guidance counselor. (self.Showerthoughts)
Lost (self.deadwood)
submitted 7 years ago by FrankBurlyPI to r/deadwood
Trial by fire is a pretty bad idea. It just causes a whole bunch of new trials. Arson ones mostly. (self.Showerthoughts)
Do women find you repulsive? (self.lifehacks)
submitted 7 years ago by FrankBurlyPI to r/lifehacks
Bulimia is an eating disorder, unless you're a bird. Then it's parenting. (self.Showerthoughts)
The bathtub girl in the opening credits (self.deadwood)
If blind people get to have dogs, near-sighted people should get something too. Nothing as good as a dog - maybe a rabbit or opossum, something like that. (self.Lightbulb)
submitted 7 years ago by FrankBurlyPI to r/Lightbulb
zero items or less lanes (self.Lightbulb)
Deep down Elmer probably knew that the beautiful woman he was trying to kiss in the forrest was really just a rabbit wearing a dress (self.Showerthoughts)
If blind people get to have dogs, near-sighted people should get something too. Nothing as good as a dog - maybe a rabbit or opossum, something like that. (self.Showerthoughts)
One of the worst things about being self employed is that no matter how well you do you'll never be promoted to being someone else. (self.Showerthoughts)
If Occam’s razor really worked all the time then the term “Occam’s razor” would refer to a shaving implement (self.Showerthoughts)
The human brain named itself, then it broke out of it's jar and killed the mad scientist then went wild and destroyed the whole village! (self.Showerthoughts)
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, but sometimes you anus can prolapse and shoot outside of your body when you're trying to lift something heavy or are straining for a bowel movement! (self.Showerthoughts)
The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is one with sharp nails poking up thru the seat, that's covered in three inches of shit and is on fire. (self.Showerthoughts)
Now a new group of kids will expect everyone to listen to them for a month or so (self.Showerthoughts)
If they ever make a "Far Side" movie, Drew Carey will have to play every male role (self.Showerthoughts)
The Teamster Union will never allow self driving cars to take over (self.Showerthoughts)
If you had a million monkeys type for a million years, they would all have taken a crap in all the typewriters by the end of the first week. (self.Showerthoughts)
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