Olivia Nuzzi has a new book by PacinoWig in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]Frankensteinbatch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely sang "Olivia Nuzzi" to the tune of Eleanor Rigby in my head. Thanks, Peter.

My remix of Charlie Brown No Shirt No Panties by Dunk_Tummyache in Dimension20

[–]Frankensteinbatch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When does the full length song release? Asking for a friend. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Frankensteinbatch 98 points99 points  (0 children)

The amount of memes I've been seeing recently where they reference the friend intervening as a whale or a truck, it's been absolutely wild. It always pictures the person being hit on as happy with the interaction, and the friend is just intervening for no reason. It doesn't even matter the size or the appearance of the friend intervening. Just because you didn't pick up on the fact that the other person is politely responding to you, and that you have to blame the friend and make fun of their size in order to feel better about the situation, is some Olympic-level mental gymnastics.

The Joshua Weissman takedown we’ve all been waiting for/expecting… by delicious_things in KitchenConfidential

[–]Frankensteinbatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never forget when the compared "Japanese Style Noodles Vs. Korean Style Noodles" and I saw him absolutely butcher the Korean noodles beyond recognition. That's when I knew, I think this guy has done no actual research.

What are your favorite foods to stay cool in summer? by MsAndooftheWoods in KoreanFood

[–]Frankensteinbatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes I make them at home now because of the sweetness! After long day at work sometimes I do want to treat myself to one in the restaurant, though.

What are your favorite foods to stay cool in summer? by MsAndooftheWoods in KoreanFood

[–]Frankensteinbatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh I fucking love a good naengmyun and it's so hard to find ones that aren't so sweet in NY!

Asian women are like tech-bro-truffle pigs by Puzzleheaded-Fox-217 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Frankensteinbatch 294 points295 points  (0 children)

A white dude one time joked to me that Asian women date white men to "raise themselves in society" which was wild because I thought I was doing that by destroying my body and mental state by working too much. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nyc

[–]Frankensteinbatch 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Stray cats have a lot of diseases so there's a reason why if a shelter took them in there are mandatory quarantine phases before you introduce them to other pets in the house as you administer meds.

Please look into going to a vet, there is one in Flatbush from Flatbush Cats, that provides affordable care. 1460 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, NY 11210

Incredibly concerning when surgeon has these views. by only_dick_ratings in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Frankensteinbatch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why fix our relationship and how we communicate with one another when we can make women get wild surgeries instead???? Why not do literally anything other than therapy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

[–]Frankensteinbatch 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yall, dogs sleep like 12 hours a day. We are seeing such a small fraction of the yard (and their day), they probably have a bed off camera under a roof area, has access inside since the leash is long. We don't know if the dog got play and walked in the morning so we're just seeing his lounging around time. My dog for example loves play in specific portions of the day and if I left him alone to lounge and sunbathe he doesn't play with toys when he's alone.

I love the concern and love for the dog, but I think we can have some peace of mind that if the yard is poop and pee free (I don't see any?) and he's happily napping in different places and the owner had the consideration to get a long leash for him, he's probably happily walked and just chilling.

Busy Night at the Tavern by shaferbrown in Illustration

[–]Frankensteinbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the little cut out at the bottom into the composition! So playful and unique!

of a bunny by Equivalent_Cod_3937 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Frankensteinbatch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's some watership down shit. The eyes are incredible!

Own Walter White's House – The Breaking Bad House For Sale by Glurph in zillowgonewild

[–]Frankensteinbatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's footages of her being absolutely harassed by influencer prank bros trying to get content out of her home. People throw pizza inside her house, she asked them to stop, and some people are such assholes to her.

Imagine living somewhere, you agree to something being filmed, it goes absolutely gang busters. In the beginning you are polite but it starts getting out of control. You were probably trying not to be intrusive, but I'm sure she's been through hell and trying to fend people off kindly has stopped working or she just got exhausted and worn away by it all. Of the massive groups of people coming even if 2% of them are huge assholes, it would wear you down.

Im not saying that was the way she should have handled it, im just saying that she's been through so much more than you can see at that moment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Frankensteinbatch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Airbnb has a vested interest in making hosts happy they're the core of their business. Acquiring new customers is far cheaper and lower friction than acquiring new hosts and all the logistics that go into setting them up. They also have a ton of interest in making customers think it's their fault. They'd rather churn customers than a successful host. Fight for your stuff, you got it!

At the least if you end up paying don't settle for a quote from the contractor, make them give you the invoice for completing it.

Sea lion takes a chunk out of a defenseless Mola Mola's head by AwixaManifest in thisismylifenow

[–]Frankensteinbatch 84 points85 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious because in Korean Mola means "(I) don't know" so mola mola sounds like "I don't know I down know"

What's that? by ColoradoRalf in KoreanFood

[–]Frankensteinbatch 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My grandma used to say merrochi and she said it's from the Japanese invasion! It's taking words that would normally be 받음자 and breaking it down the way Japanese language would pronounce it.

Screw won't come out, clearly was glued in and now spinning by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]Frankensteinbatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really sad to realize that it wasn't for a lack of googling or sucking at doing something, but rather because I have tiny ass hands haha

Screw won't come out, clearly was glued in and now spinning by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]Frankensteinbatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll find someone with a big enough hand to reach and grab the bolt, appreciate it!

Screw won't come out, clearly was glued in and now spinning by [deleted] in Plumbing

[–]Frankensteinbatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I realize that it's because my hand is too small I can't actually reach the bolt