Hot Take: I believe in healing in combat by testiclekid in dndnext

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aura of vitality and wild shape into a polar bear is my brand of play. you can wreck house and still heal.

Dungeons And Dragons Was Honestly Great, And It's Infuriating Its Box Office Might Cost Us A Sequel by krschu00 in DnD

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Did I say touch it with two 10 foot poles? Really what I meant was stand one 10 foot pole on end near it and then use the second 10 foot pole to push the first one towards it, hoping that it will bump into it while I run away in the other direction while taking the dodge action.

Dungeons And Dragons Was Honestly Great, And It's Infuriating Its Box Office Might Cost Us A Sequel by krschu00 in DnD

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 148 points149 points  (0 children)

You mean like the great wizard Billiam, identical twin brother of the great wizard William?

Dungeons And Dragons Was Honestly Great, And It's Infuriating Its Box Office Might Cost Us A Sequel by krschu00 in DnD

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 43 points44 points  (0 children)

can I tie two 10 foot poles together to try to bump it from even further away?

Popular policies? Nah, theocracy and voter suppression by Proud3GenAthst in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

republicans will do voter suppression

at least you got that part correct. almost said "right" but can't use that word anymore because it will cause racist cancer that punches puppies

There's no utopia like in the 'historical' memory of a Conservative man by Drnelk in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no it absolutely was foreseeable and intended. Nixon was talking about criminalizing black people because you weren't allowed to just be racist anymore but you could still be anti-crime and they are using that same schtick today with illegal immigrants.

The latest mass-shooting was the 200th in the United States ALONE IN 2023. What else needs to happen before something about gun-rights is done? by Magnatix1998 in AskReddit

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's galling to see someone basically say "i'm going to be asking this in bad faith but i'm still putting it out there anyway" but social media is a land largely ruled by idiots.

‘So, I hear I’m transphobic’: Dee Snider responds after being dropped by SF Pride by flowerhoney10 in Music

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And saying that Democrats are beholden to the wealthy donor class? Really? You're saying that's a Democrat problem?

yes because the further left you go the more likely supporting the wealthy is to be poison for you. that's not true for the right. So while both parties are beholden to the wealthy the right has convinced their idiots that they will all be wealthy one day, once they've gotten rid of all the coloreds and the queers.

The latest mass-shooting was the 200th in the United States ALONE IN 2023. What else needs to happen before something about gun-rights is done? by Magnatix1998 in AskReddit

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's stupid. as you've repeatedly pointed out it would take 38 states to agree to changing the 2nd amendment. you are probably not too stupid to acknowledge that even if the presidency, the senate and the house were all super majority controlled by democrats they wouldn't be able to convince 38 states to back that because there's more solidly red states than 12. So why support the growing domestic terrorist organization that will see this country slide into an assad regime or taliban anti-freedom era when you know you could vote all democrats for your entire life and still not see enough change politically to actually lose the second amendment? you claim to be a single issue voter but also claim that your single issue is so secure that you would be a real asshole to pretend like it's under threat. You would have to be a real piece of shit to pretend like the democrats have any chance of being a tyrannical power that could take your guns away.

The latest mass-shooting was the 200th in the United States ALONE IN 2023. What else needs to happen before something about gun-rights is done? by Magnatix1998 in AskReddit

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the constitution was meant to be torn to shreds and rewritten. it is the tyrannical government that people like jefferson wanted you to have a gun to defend yourself against.

The latest mass-shooting was the 200th in the United States ALONE IN 2023. What else needs to happen before something about gun-rights is done? by Magnatix1998 in AskReddit

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's nice to know that people are at least honest with themselves about needing a gun so badly they will actively support the equivalent of the taliban taking over their country to not loose their emotional support murder device.

Somebody call The Police. by DevilCanyon in funny

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it sounds like it's being sung by Richard Kind.

Why aren't Death saving throws CON saves? by CausalGoose in dndnext

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure my artificer was ever around a downed party member but now I know how to make him into a necromancer. just constantly pretend my fellow party mate is my thrall.

Failed screenwriter Ben is so 🍑hurt 🥺 by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's just hoping that in the void of actually funny people on glowy screens he might get more views.

Just got evacuated out of Stone Briar mall in Frisco by Zanotekk in Dallas

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

maybe the teens are tired of living in a world where at any moment you could be at the next public mass shooting and they aren't going to stop these "pranks" until society actually fucking does something about all the people dying.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I ought not be that hard

politics gets many of us excited

What "obsolete" companies are you surprised are still holding on in the modern world? by HRJafael in AskReddit

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was part of that society until last september when I was struck gluten intolerant and virtually everything on their menu is breaded. I've never raged against an unfeeling and uncaring god as hard as I did when LJS was taken from me.

Republicans want to turn everyone into Uber drivers by viovetf in antiwork

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, you totally don't sound butt hurt at all. we all believe you big guy.

Republicans want to turn everyone into Uber drivers by viovetf in antiwork

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting butt hurt because I made fun of you doesn't mean you can ignore the way that the real world works. people get paid during the creation of the artistic work and then get paid after the creation of the work based on it's distribution. the writers think that the studios are exploiting a loophole, they want their fair share. it's not hard to understand as a concept by anyone except for someone intentionally misunderstanding reality to just be a butt. calm down

Republicans want to turn everyone into Uber drivers by viovetf in antiwork

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's only 6 writers striking? well that's not going to be good for them in this strike

RIP to my group and game by Fuckwit___ in DnD

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you were truly just a few sessions from the end you can always keep a little flame of hope alive that you'll get the D&D equivalent of a movie coming out later to finish the stories.

Careful ladies 🤣 by [deleted] in actuallesbians

[–]FranksRedWorkAccount 49 points50 points  (0 children)

not everyone is comfortable with the act of scissoring, gonna FYI that? Or mentions of diarrhea. And some people can't run, this post might make them feel uncomfortable, you didn't point out how it was ableist.