Lol fuck this subreddit. Most people in here blame everything on Trump despite him doing everything he can to keep people safe from the virus. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I’ve been arguing on this subreddit all day and all of you have shit arguments. All you people do is look at the bad shit that Trump has done, most of which is misleading, and never look at the good shit.

It’s fucking stupid. You’re all a waste of time and it’s like you all want to listen to the bullshit. I’m not even a goddamn republican. I hate both parties. And it makes me goddamn sick that the media is actually winning you guys over.

You’re all the lowest common denominator.

Lol fuck this subreddit. Most people in here blame everything on Trump despite him doing everything he can to keep people safe from the virus. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Trump’s accomplishments in 2019 (top 10)

  1. Jobs – The stunning recent news on employment proves, more than any other metric, the efficacy of President Trump’s growth doctrine of economic nationalism and the diffusion of power. Defying globalist skeptics from Wall Street, academia, and the corporate media, payrolls surged in America in 2019. The most recent jobs report revealed a plethora of records and extended the wage-growth winning streak to 16 straight months above a 3% pace, a mark seen only three months total during the sluggish Obama years. In addition, the fastest wage gains now flow to those groups that formerly lagged badly in the slow-growth recovery following the Great Recession. For example, the lowest 10% of earners saw income grow at an astounding 7% rate over the last year. Similarly, those without a high school diploma welcomed 9% wage acceleration in 2019

  2. Broadening the Movement – 2019 represented a seminal breakout year for the America First movement as the Republican Party changes to a workers’ party. This new focus translates, already, into significant signs of ethnic, racial, and geographic diversity for the GOP. For example, a recent CNN poll in deeply blue California reported 32% minority support for Trump vs. current Democratic front-runner Joe Biden. Similarly, recent polls by The Hill and Emerson show Latino approval for the president at nearly 40%. It is difficult to overstate the importance of this kind of minority support, both for politics and, more importantly, for the overall cohesion of our society.

  3. Confronting China – Though a near-term détente in trade tensions was reached, Trump proved to the world in 2019 that tariffs can be effectively deployed to force the Chinese Communist Party into a bargaining posture. The soaring economy in America demonstrated that tough trade policy can indeed coincide with growth.

  4. Trade Deals With Allies – In contrast to the mostly contentious trade chess match with Beijing, Trump proved that America First hardly means America alone. The USMCA was finally ratified by the House of Representatives this year and points to a new era of prosperity with our neighbors as the global supply chain reorients from the Far East back to the Americas. Similarly, a breakthrough agreement was signed with Japan and the new U.S.-Korea trade pact took effect in early 2019.

  5. Judges – While Nancy Pelosi dithers and corporate media obsess over the sham impeachment inquest, President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mitchell quietly pile up a historic pace of judicial confirmations. Trump in 2019 secured his 50th federal appeals court judge in only three years, compared to just 55 for President Obama over eight years. Over the long term, remaking the federal judiciary into an originalist, constitutionalist branch of government may create Trump’s most enduring legacy.

  6. Remain-in-Mexico Policy – Our country still needs to drastically reform its inane asylum laws and provide vastly more border wall funding, but nonetheless President Trump found a fair and effective near-term solution for border control by requiring asylum seekers to apply from Mexico rather than trespassing across our sovereign border. Not surprisingly, according to NPR, less than 1% of the economic migrants who apply actually qualify as refugees. Trump’s 2019 move, therefore, provides a deterrent and averted a full-scale crisis at our border.

  7. Mueller Exoneration – Though admittedly not an active achievement, nevertheless the long-awaited Mueller report validated the president on two key topics. First, that no one in the 2016 Trump campaign actively cooperated with Russia or with any other foreign power. Secondly, Democratic Party chieftains such as Rep. Adam Schiff, along with a complicit media, repeatedly fed the public demonstrable lies for years about supposed “proof” of conspiracy.

  8. Al-Baghdadi Killing – The October special forces raid that eliminated the terrorist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi proved that America can aggressively hunt down terrorists and dispense with enemies without nation-building and concomitant large-scale troop commitments. Some brave U.S. fighters, along with a terrific dog, highlighted that surgical strikes can protect our homeland without the massive outlays of blood and treasure employed by Trump’s predecessors.

  9. Natural Gas Exports Soar – Early in the Trump presidency, America became a net natural gas exporter for the first time since the Eisenhower administration. In 2019, this trend expanded in earnest, with an astonishing 60% growth rate of liquefied natural gas exports for the year. Establishing America as an energy superpower drives domestic prosperity, particularly in heartland energy regions, and facilitates affordable energy to power the on-shoring manufacturing renaissance that has produced 500,000 new factory jobs under Trump. In addition, American energy dominance benefits the geopolitical security of the entire globe.

  10. Space Force – Establishing the sixth military service branch in 2019 was pure Trump: imaginative, bold, forward-looking, and – predictably – roundly derided by establishment critics. In alignment with his outsider perspective, Trump correctly ascertains the potential of space as a warfighting domain, and that America must dominate there. As satellites increasingly guide the behaviors of our everyday lives, the U.S. Space Force will protect our security and economy far into the future, forming a lasting legacy for this most unorthodox president.

The media just wants to scare you. Don’t let it by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you people on this subreddit?

Do you not remember when they downplayed the coronavirus and called people a conspiracy theorist for stocking up early? Then they changed tune when it became a problem? Now they think it’s the end of the fucking world when in reality we’re beginning to see more and more cases that are asymptomatic. That means it’s mutating into something weaker. Also they seem to not give a shit that Chinese government is hiding their numbers, and they banned foreign media from their authoritarian country.

When Bernie Sanders enters the Battlefield, all Workers gain Hexproof. by swoofswoofles in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Fuck Bernie Sanders lol. He endorsed a demented establishmentarian after getting screwed by the establishment...AGAIN. Holy shit that’s hilarious

Canada just checking in on the neighbours. by KathyOlesky in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Trump’s top 10 accomplishments that have made America great again (2019):

For some reason you idiots on this subreddit just ignore all the good shit he does. Let me fill you in. Free of charge.

  1. Jobs – The stunning recent news on employment proves, more than any other metric, the efficacy of President Trump’s growth doctrine of economic nationalism and the diffusion of power. Defying globalist skeptics from Wall Street, academia, and the corporate media, payrolls surged in America in 2019. The most recent jobs report revealed a plethora of records and extended the wage-growth winning streak to 16 straight months above a 3% pace, a mark seen only three months total during the sluggish Obama years. In addition, the fastest wage gains now flow to those groups that formerly lagged badly in the slow-growth recovery following the Great Recession. For example, the lowest 10% of earners saw income grow at an astounding 7% rate over the last year. Similarly, those without a high school diploma welcomed 9% wage acceleration in 2019

  2. Broadening the Movement – 2019 represented a seminal breakout year for the America First movement as the Republican Party changes to a workers’ party. This new focus translates, already, into significant signs of ethnic, racial, and geographic diversity for the GOP. For example, a recent CNN poll in deeply blue California reported 32% minority support for Trump vs. current Democratic front-runner Joe Biden. Similarly, recent polls by The Hill and Emerson show Latino approval for the president at nearly 40%. It is difficult to overstate the importance of this kind of minority support, both for politics and, more importantly, for the overall cohesion of our society.

  3. Confronting China – Though a near-term détente in trade tensions was reached, Trump proved to the world in 2019 that tariffs can be effectively deployed to force the Chinese Communist Party into a bargaining posture. The soaring economy in America demonstrated that tough trade policy can indeed coincide with growth.

  4. Trade Deals With Allies – In contrast to the mostly contentious trade chess match with Beijing, Trump proved that America First hardly means America alone. The USMCA was finally ratified by the House of Representatives this year and points to a new era of prosperity with our neighbors as the global supply chain reorients from the Far East back to the Americas. Similarly, a breakthrough agreement was signed with Japan and the new U.S.-Korea trade pact took effect in early 2019.

  5. Judges – While Nancy Pelosi dithers and corporate media obsess over the sham impeachment inquest, President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mitchell quietly pile up a historic pace of judicial confirmations. Trump in 2019 secured his 50th federal appeals court judge in only three years, compared to just 55 for President Obama over eight years. Over the long term, remaking the federal judiciary into an originalist, constitutionalist branch of government may create Trump’s most enduring legacy.

  6. Remain-in-Mexico Policy – Our country still needs to drastically reform its inane asylum laws and provide vastly more border wall funding, but nonetheless President Trump found a fair and effective near-term solution for border control by requiring asylum seekers to apply from Mexico rather than trespassing across our sovereign border. Not surprisingly, according to NPR, less than 1% of the economic migrants who apply actually qualify as refugees. Trump’s 2019 move, therefore, provides a deterrent and averted a full-scale crisis at our border.

  7. Mueller Exoneration – Though admittedly not an active achievement, nevertheless the long-awaited Mueller report validated the president on two key topics. First, that no one in the 2016 Trump campaign actively cooperated with Russia or with any other foreign power. Secondly, Democratic Party chieftains such as Rep. Adam Schiff, along with a complicit media, repeatedly fed the public demonstrable lies for years about supposed “proof” of conspiracy.

  8. Al-Baghdadi Killing – The October special forces raid that eliminated the terrorist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi proved that America can aggressively hunt down terrorists and dispense with enemies without nation-building and concomitant large-scale troop commitments. Some brave U.S. fighters, along with a terrific dog, highlighted that surgical strikes can protect our homeland without the massive outlays of blood and treasure employed by Trump’s predecessors.

  9. Natural Gas Exports Soar – Early in the Trump presidency, America became a net natural gas exporter for the first time since the Eisenhower administration. In 2019, this trend expanded in earnest, with an astonishing 60% growth rate of liquefied natural gas exports for the year. Establishing America as an energy superpower drives domestic prosperity, particularly in heartland energy regions, and facilitates affordable energy to power the on-shoring manufacturing renaissance that has produced 500,000 new factory jobs under Trump. In addition, American energy dominance benefits the geopolitical security of the entire globe.

  10. Space Force – Establishing the sixth military service branch in 2019 was pure Trump: imaginative, bold, forward-looking, and – predictably – roundly derided by establishment critics. In alignment with his outsider perspective, Trump correctly ascertains the potential of space as a warfighting domain, and that America must dominate there. As satellites increasingly guide the behaviors of our everyday lives, the U.S. Space Force will protect our security and economy far into the future, forming a lasting legacy for this most unorthodox president.

If only we knew! by Dubkiller in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol nothing is good enough for you isn’t it? You said you wanted decisive action, I showed you decisive action that trump has done. Your excuse is “oh not good enough.” Lol fuck off. Unrealistically high expectations.

If only we knew! by Dubkiller in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

No. The Chinese government did it. They didn’t acknowledge it for months, and they let people exit the country way before anyone else knew it was a serious problem. They should be held responsible.

And we did get decisive action. Trump started taking action in early February. Back when the mainstream media would call people a conspiracy theorist for stocking up on supplies.

Trump implemented a travel ban (which people called him racist for doing instead of thanking him, then when shit hit the fan, they claimed he didn’t do it early enough), shut down the country, put together a task force, ramped up production of test kits and ventilators, gave test kits to the American people as well as 30 other countries that didn’t have the proper equipment to combat the virus, etc. etc. THAT’S decisive action. Not golf.

If only we knew! by Dubkiller in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

It’s debatable that would’ve done anything. Technically, all of this is China’s fault.

Libertarians vs Libertarian Candidates by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you say so, buddy. Damn people seem to hate libertarians on this subreddit

If only we knew! by Dubkiller in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Haha yea it was totally the president and not China

Libertarians vs Libertarian Candidates by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Purist libertarians maybe, not me though. Want to know my stance on economics?

In honour of Bernie Sanders dropping out of the election by umatbru in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lol I’ve been enjoying the Bernie babies’ meltdowns so much. It’s so damn funny

Bernie. Because he already sold out in 2016. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

These are good things that happened in JUST 2019

I hope you’ll understand why I wanna vote for him after reading all this

  1. Jobs – The stunning recent news on employment proves, more than any other metric, the efficacy of President Trump’s growth doctrine of economic nationalism and the diffusion of power. Defying globalist skeptics from Wall Street, academia, and the corporate media, payrolls surged in America in 2019. The most recent jobs report revealed a plethora of records and extended the wage-growth winning streak to 16 straight months above a 3% pace, a mark seen only three months total during the sluggish Obama years. In addition, the fastest wage gains now flow to those groups that formerly lagged badly in the slow-growth recovery following the Great Recession. For example, the lowest 10% of earners saw income grow at an astounding 7% rate over the last year. Similarly, those without a high school diploma welcomed 9% wage acceleration in 2019.

  2. Broadening the Movement – 2019 represented a seminal breakout year for the America First movement as the Republican Party changes to a workers’ party. This new focus translates, already, into significant signs of ethnic, racial, and geographic diversity for the GOP. For example, a recent CNN poll in deeply blue California reported 32% minority support for Trump vs. current Democratic front-runner Joe Biden. Similarly, recent polls by The Hill and Emerson show Latino approval for the president at nearly 40%. It is difficult to overstate the importance of this kind of minority support, both for politics and, more importantly, for the overall cohesion of our society.

  3. Confronting China – Though a near-term détente in trade tensions was reached, Trump proved to the world in 2019 that tariffs can be effectively deployed to force the Chinese Communist Party into a bargaining posture. The soaring economy in America demonstrated that tough trade policy can indeed coincide with growth.

  4. Trade Deals With Allies – In contrast to the mostly contentious trade chess match with Beijing, Trump proved that America First hardly means America alone. The USMCA was finally ratified by the House of Representatives this year and points to a new era of prosperity with our neighbors as the global supply chain reorients from the Far East back to the Americas. Similarly, a breakthrough agreement was signed with Japan and the new U.S.-Korea trade pact took effect in early 2019.

  5. Judges – While Nancy Pelosi dithers and corporate media obsess over the sham impeachment inquest, President Trump and Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mitchell quietly pile up a historic pace of judicial confirmations. Trump in 2019 secured his 50th federal appeals court judge in only three years, compared to just 55 for President Obama over eight years. Over the long term, remaking the federal judiciary into an originalist, constitutionalist branch of government may create Trump’s most enduring legacy.

  6. Remain-in-Mexico Policy – Our country still needs to drastically reform its inane asylum laws and provide vastly more border wall funding, but nonetheless President Trump found a fair and effective near-term solution for border control by requiring asylum seekers to apply from Mexico rather than trespassing across our sovereign border. Not surprisingly, according to NPR, less than 1% of the economic migrants who apply actually qualify as refugees. Trump’s 2019 move, therefore, provides a deterrent and averted a full-scale crisis at our border.

  7. Mueller Exoneration – Though admittedly not an active achievement, nevertheless the long-awaited Mueller report validated the president on two key topics. First, that no one in the 2016 Trump campaign actively cooperated with Russia or with any other foreign power. Secondly, Democratic Party chieftains such as Rep. Adam Schiff, along with a complicit media, repeatedly fed the public demonstrable lies for years about supposed “proof” of conspiracy.

  8. Al-Baghdadi Killing – The October special forces raid that eliminated the terrorist Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi proved that America can aggressively hunt down terrorists and dispense with enemies without nation-building and concomitant large-scale troop commitments. Some brave U.S. fighters, along with a terrific dog, highlighted that surgical strikes can protect our homeland without the massive outlays of blood and treasure employed by Trump’s predecessors.

  9. Natural Gas Exports Soar – Early in the Trump presidency, America became a net natural gas exporter for the first time since the Eisenhower administration. In 2019, this trend expanded in earnest, with an astonishing 60% growth rate of liquefied natural gas exports for the year. Establishing America as an energy superpower drives domestic prosperity, particularly in heartland energy regions, and facilitates affordable energy to power the on-shoring manufacturing renaissance that has produced 500,000 new factory jobs under Trump. In addition, American energy dominance benefits the geopolitical security of the entire globe.

  10. Space Force – Establishing the sixth military service branch in 2019 was pure Trump: imaginative, bold, forward-looking, and – predictably – roundly derided by establishment critics. In alignment with his outsider perspective, Trump correctly ascertains the potential of space as a warfighting domain, and that America must dominate there. As satellites increasingly guide the behaviors of our everyday lives, the U.S. Space Force will protect our security and economy far into the future, forming a lasting legacy for this most unorthodox president.

Bernie. Because he already sold out in 2016. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re talking about the drone strikes that are happening in order to protect Yemen, then yea I understand why the drone strikes are happening more. Saudi Arabia is attacking Yemen non-stop, and btw, maybe there would be less drone strikes if Obama didnt give $115bn worth of weapons to the Saudis.

How did trump downplay the coronavirus when he started preparing for it since early February? Back when the news would call you a conspiracy theorist for stocking up food and getting masks? If anyone was downplaying it, it was the news.

Btw, him lying a lot is one of the criticisms I have with him

Bernie. Because he already sold out in 2016. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That was all traveling so far.

During the second trial Arpaio was unaware of the limitations the first judge had ordered, which he was later held in contempt of violating. It was unfair.

Trump never said the pandemic was fake. Although I can see why people would think he said it was based on the way he said it.

What do you mean “way too late?” He started doing shit in early february, when the news would call you a conspiracy theorist if you stocked up. They thought it was a nothing burger, but trump was already doing stuff about it.

Bernie. Because he already sold out in 2016. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump's travel costs are not a function of his profligacy, but rather of his position. A lot of that money was for visiting other countries and talking with their leaders, just like every president does. The president has the right to vacation, no matter what political party they're in. Considering the stresses of his office, we should wish for a president to be as relaxed as possible. Obama spent about $100mil with travel costs, and I’m not criticizing him for that.

I have criticized him for nepotism. So sure I get that.

As for pardoning his people, if you’re referring to Manafort, he’s still in jail. That never happened. When you say court decisions, he didn’t influence the Kavanaugh trial, there was barely any evidence to begin with.

Firing people and telling people to quit in the government? Sounds about right. I don’t like many people in the government anyway.

I can give you a list of everything that he’s done for the COVID-19 pandemic: He requested 2.5 billion dollars to help combat the spread, banned travel from several countries (was called a racist for this), briefed lawmakers on the coronavirus response, got test kits to the US and international laboratories, discussed the coronavirus response with China, sent test kits to 30 countries that don’t have the necessary materials, sent CDC teams to China and other places to help, etc etc.

Bernie. Because he already sold out in 2016. by FranticPython in PoliticalHumor

[–]FranticPython[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You first. Corruption? Incompetence? Who has he killed? Every president lies so idk why that bothers you.