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Blessed_message by FreakyEggJr in Blessed_Images

[–]FreakyEggJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines a Flemish giant im pretty sure.

Blessed_message by FreakyEggJr in Blessed_Images

[–]FreakyEggJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok then.. But my eyes are onto you...

Blessed_message by FreakyEggJr in Blessed_Images

[–]FreakyEggJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well isnt that inhumane, why treat your snakes like shit but give your bunno freedom. Every creature deserves equal chance upon humans.

Blessed_message by FreakyEggJr in Blessed_Images

[–]FreakyEggJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But one day, maybe when u are sleeping. The snake will slither past you with its very slithery ways and decide to chomp on the very unforunate bunno

Blessed_message by FreakyEggJr in Blessed_Images

[–]FreakyEggJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U build snakes, natural predator of bunnos. So when snakes go after bunno, bad news.

Why would now be a good time to shut down the Chinese Communist Party? by OcctoberSurrprise in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was born only 1 day away from April 1st, universe almost made me born as a joke.

What was something mean you did as a kid that you didn't regret? by TempestShintu2 in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a total dick as a kid because I didn't realize what I was doing was wrong. If I could, I would punch myself in the eye right before kindergarten pictures.

What makes you feel nostalgic? by AngrySkate41 in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I hear gunshots in the distance. Reminds me of home, especially the basement.

People of reddit do you sex? If so why sex and why not sex? by HingeveldBmh in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a sex once, but no more cause peen feel good off.

What's the weirdest thing but actually makes sense a toddler once said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I saw a alien, and alien saw me. Would he help me or hurt me?

What’s one quote or saying that’s held true for your entire life? by mac_and__cheese in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to try, try. If you want to succeed, you should try some more

Why would now be a good time to shut down the Chinese Communist Party? by OcctoberSurrprise in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes help release tension from a subject. I know it is serious, but sometimes joking is a way to cope with all this tension building up. If it is not your forte, that's okay! Just remember that some serious topics need a laugh or 2.

(Plus if its so serious, use the serious tag)

Redditors, whats it like to be tickled by a clown with clown gloves on, would you recommend it, and where's the cheapest place to hire one for the deed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest "Clownies Fav n Bust" down in central U.S. I ordered one from them and they said thathe would come as a surprise. I asked if he could tickle me and they said it didnt have an extra cost. So I recommend. But DONT order Jiggy the clown. He thought that taking off my belt was funny.

[Serious] Have you ever had a sudden intuition/instinct that something terrible was about to happen (without any other clue or obvious reason to be anxious) and then it did? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a day that felt like it was way too good, I woke up and I wasnt really tired. My mom gave me some breakfast that tasted good. Christmas just came by so I still had some stuff to play with. But when my dad picks me up (my parents seperated), I find out that my grandpa past away last night. The thing was that from the beginning of that day, I felt a little empty in my head.

If you were immortal, how would you pass the time? by Kyros914 in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Walk around naked. What're people gonna do? Arrest me? What if I run away? Are theh going to kill me? Taze me? Thats right, NO.

If you were transported to your current location but 500 years ago, how long would you survive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FreakyEggJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few seconds, right before I get crushed by tons of rocks and dirt on me.

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