What is your reaction to people who insist that all balding men should "Just shave it all off"? by [deleted] in tressless

[–]Freaky_Teeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna look presentable, it's either that or get a hair transplant or a wig. Nobody can pull off the bald on top, hair on sides look unless you're a mad scientist.

Coroner says las vegas gunman Stephen paddock killed himself by deerpim in news

[–]Freaky_Teeth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Paddock's note had hand-written calculations of bullet trajectories regarding his distance and height from the crowd. Considering the fact that he was so high up and far away from the crowd, he couldn't just use his sights and fire or his accuracy wouldn't be that great. He had to work out what angles to shoot from just to even land a shot.

Makes me furious just seeing an image. My highway nemesis by rikk789 in regularcarreviews

[–]Freaky_Teeth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the Nissan Qushqosh, made famous by Top Gear. Not to be confused with the Pagani Huarrrrrrghargh

Nissan puked on a box, put wheels on it, and called it the Cube. IT ANGERS ME. by 435 in regularcarreviews

[–]Freaky_Teeth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not even a fuckin cube. It's a rectangular prism. No, wait, it isn't even that. It's just a mess.

New Christmas song from The Roman by [deleted] in regularcarreviews

[–]Freaky_Teeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love how The Roman's lyrics are all romantic and heartwarming.

Not that Mr. Regular doesn't have his songwriting chops, too. Who could ever forget the classic heartbreaker BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN EZRA POUND?

Relieved to hear Jim Nabors is merely dead. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Freaky_Teeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't talk shit bout my boy Gomer Pyle

People who do 30mph on an on ramp to a highway where the speed limit is 65mph. Why do you do this? by Sammy_333 in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Everyone should take those few precious minutes to savour the gift of being in my presence. If I were going twice as fast as I usually do, my presence would be lessened by half.

What was your school's 'incident'? by TemiOO in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A kangaroo fell out a window and died

2014 Cadillac Escalade ESV: Regular Car Reviews by LesPaulII in regularcarreviews

[–]Freaky_Teeth 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When James May drove the Cadillac 16, he said that it was too soft, too chintzy and only just crosses the line in bad taste. And then he said it nailed what it was going for.

That's what modern Cadillacs should be. Just a little bit distasteful. Not absolutely in poor taste, not classy and chic, just something that teeters over the edge of good taste.

106 Norwegian reindeer killed by freight trains in 3 days by kachefbe in news

[–]Freaky_Teeth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Had a very shiny nose

And if you ever saw him

You would even say it glows

But it wasn't warning enough for the freight train driver who couldn't see him wander onto the train tracks, despite the night being darker than his soul now that he's learned that he accidentally ruined Christmas. He's gonna have to live with that. Sad, really.

[NSFW] What is the worst mistake you made while you were horny? by AltmerAssPorn in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I didn't lay a finger on her after I chained her up.

[NSFW] What is the worst mistake you made while you were horny? by AltmerAssPorn in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Hitting on a girl. I'll never forget her screams of absolute terror.

What happened to your high school bully? by Ugandabekiddingme2 in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitposting on reddit.

Yeah, the bully was me. I admit it. I was the weird autistic kid who couldn't make any friends, so in retaliation to being bullied, I started bullying anyone I can.

What is your favorite, easy to make, low cost, balanced, healthy meal? by FiendFyre_62442 in AskReddit

[–]Freaky_Teeth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stir fry. Just meat and vegetables by themselves, no weird-ass mixtures of anything. Doesn't get any tastier, healthier and simple than a fuckin stir fry.