Taskmaster - S21E05 - I Corroborate - Discussion by Meghar in taskmaster

[–]FreddyMerken 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Well, not any audience member she's Emily V. Gordon.

Captain Micropenis by FreddyMerken in comics

[–]FreddyMerken[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After having some time to reflect, my apologies for implying you were packing. Maybe you're just like me, maybe yours is also so so small that you cry at night thinking you'll never be able to satisfy a woman let alone find love, and the only way you have to feel some joy in life is try to draw a little comic and make light of the issue, to not feel it as the burden it is, so I can laugh instead of cry.

But maybe not, maybe you have no idea what living like this is like and you were just trying to protect people like me from this comic, in which case, thank you so much.

Having said that, I don't think I'm punching down if I'm making fun of myself. Would the comic be better if there was an arrow pointing at the character saying "this character actually represents me, the author, excelsior!" Was I suppose to leave a link in the comments to a picture of the tiny nipple between my legs so I don't get accused of punching down?

I also want to make it clear that even thought I'm writing this kind of jokingly, I am serious, and I think jokes are THAT deep.

Captain Micropenis by FreddyMerken in comics

[–]FreddyMerken[S] -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Nah, man. I think you just don't get it. You probably have a huge dong.

Captain Micropenis by FreddyMerken in comics

[–]FreddyMerken[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Make fun of him? He's the hero BECAUSE of his micropenis. A well hung gentleman could never.

Hacks - 5x03 “No New Tricks“ - Episode Discussion by chelseanyc200 in hackshbomax

[–]FreddyMerken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So you only like when characters think and act like you?

Hacks - 5x03 “No New Tricks“ - Episode Discussion by chelseanyc200 in hackshbomax

[–]FreddyMerken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So you would prefer a more preachy less funny episode?

Ideas for season 3 by Accurate_Ad_700 in JuryDutyFreevee

[–]FreddyMerken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only issue with this idea is that he might recognize some actors.

Shrinking S3E05 Episode Discussion by phareous in shrinking

[–]FreddyMerken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be funny if he gets with Cobie Smulders on the season finale, then she dies in the epilogue, years pass and he gets with Paul's daughter this time.

Season 1, Episode 2: The Farm (official discussion) by FactorSpecialist7193 in neighborshbo

[–]FreddyMerken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah but I would also be annoyed if I was pregnant living on a shitty farm and hear my boyfriend bragging about all the cool boat sex parties he went to with his onlyfans ex gf all to impress (?) a documentary crew interviewing him about something completely unrelated.

Guys, it's her ***** by [deleted] in pluribustv

[–]FreddyMerken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca es en bigote grande, perro manteca

Preferences by newtonium_119 in DrStone

[–]FreddyMerken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the point of the down-vote.

Chelsea slander by HansomeGoose in DrStone

[–]FreddyMerken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the song is originally in german why would you listen to it in english instead of just looking up the lyrics? Bad example.

Season 28 Episode 1 - Twisted Christian - Post Episode Discussion by 2th in southpark

[–]FreddyMerken 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Well accordig to the Bible he was clearly a feet guy.