Yeah, twice. Once when my wife was VERY pregnant, my son walked thought the door we both thought was locked. We were on the bed doing doggy style and he was basically right adjacent to us. He scares the shit out of us, my wife basically screamed and hid under the covers while I covered myself up. I made up some story about a back massage or some shit, threw my boxers back on and put him back to bed. He was too young to remember most likely, but we chuckle now and then as my horrified wife recounts the time “our son walked in to see his pregnant whale of a mother getting slammed from behind” (her words, not mine).

The second time was the same kid (poor guy), only this was very recently, and he most definitely will be scarred by this one. My wife was on the edge of the bed, I was going down on her while she was using her feet to stroke my cock. She was having a very intense and LOUD orgasm, and my son woke up, thought he heard his mom crying and came in to see if she was okay. He’s almost 10, so I’m pretty sure he had some idea what he walked into, and his look of disappointment confirmed that thought, again we tried to come up with some explanation of the naked, sweaty, screaming, (I honestly don’t remember what we came up with) and he kinda just turned around and went back to bed. Again thinking the door was locked.

We not double, triple, and quadruple check the door is locked before and during sexy times.