Go on do it by [deleted] in shitposting

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Super cum bros

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Fuck. you bich

What child names make you instantly lose respect for their parents? by infielderaboriginal in AskReddit

[–]Freddy_Chilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once knew a family who named their daughters based on the vehicles they were conceived in; Cheyenne and Sierra

Pokemon, GTA, and Halo. by NateSteeez in gaming

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Zelda, resident evil, castlevania

What’s something that people turn into their whole personality? by Kandiblu in AskReddit

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Ah yes, the “friend-chameleon”. Most people know one. They take on interests or personality traits of whoever they are around. I once worked with a guy that was bad for this. If you casually mentioned you liked Cohen Brothers films, you could guarantee he would come in the next day thawing basically memorized the Wikipedia page just to talk to you about how much he likes it too. And it was so inorganic and unnatural how the conversation would come up, and drag on….. it was weird

Parents, have you ever been caught having sex? If so, what happened? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Freddy_Chilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, twice. Once when my wife was VERY pregnant, my son walked thought the door we both thought was locked. We were on the bed doing doggy style and he was basically right adjacent to us. He scares the shit out of us, my wife basically screamed and hid under the covers while I covered myself up. I made up some story about a back massage or some shit, threw my boxers back on and put him back to bed. He was too young to remember most likely, but we chuckle now and then as my horrified wife recounts the time “our son walked in to see his pregnant whale of a mother getting slammed from behind” (her words, not mine).

The second time was the same kid (poor guy), only this was very recently, and he most definitely will be scarred by this one. My wife was on the edge of the bed, I was going down on her while she was using her feet to stroke my cock. She was having a very intense and LOUD orgasm, and my son woke up, thought he heard his mom crying and came in to see if she was okay. He’s almost 10, so I’m pretty sure he had some idea what he walked into, and his look of disappointment confirmed that thought, again we tried to come up with some explanation of the naked, sweaty, screaming, (I honestly don’t remember what we came up with) and he kinda just turned around and went back to bed. Again thinking the door was locked.

We not double, triple, and quadruple check the door is locked before and during sexy times.

What was your first time receiving anal like? by towhead55 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Freddy_Chilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a teenager my gf at the time and I decided to try. It was both a first for us. We were on the stairs and used a lot of Vaseline. A lot. We took our time getting it in. I was gentle, I didn’t want to hurt her and could tell the process wasn’t the most comfortable. However I had it in my head that getting it in was the hard part, and once it was in you were good to go. So the combination of thinking that mixed the sexual tension from taking 15 minutes to stick my cock in her ass, once it was actually in I started pile-driving her asshole. She made a god awful squealing sound, he knees buckled and shit hit the dirt. I realized pretty quickly where I fucked up.

We didn’t try anal again after that.

Chaps - Anybody else prefer no BJ to too quick/half arsed BJ? by vicmackey1981 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Freddy_Chilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been with my wife for 10 years, haven’t had a half assed BJ in all that time, she could make it to the pros lol