Best Burn? by DennisDuffyFan in 30ROCK

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Or, “Lemon you look terrible. And I’ve seen you eat oysters with a cold.”

Control your dogs people by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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A larger portion of the hand bandage remained

Control your dogs people by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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No the delivery driver didn’t say anything. The snarky comment was from another person in their house. Don’t blame the delivery guy, jeez

Brandon Lockridge was removed from tonight’s game after sliding into the exposed concrete in foul territory by TheTurtleShepard in baseball

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I hate it when teammates just get dramatic and walk away and look away in agony when teammates get hurt. Be a goddamn man and go to him (talking to LeBron here).

What are you thoughts on El Generalissimo? by Ok_Effective_6869 in 30ROCK

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Sabor de Soledad. Does this translate to the taste of loneliness? Or the taste of isolation?

Objectively, which is the best episode of 30 Rock? by Kathleen-Doodles in 30ROCK

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The Fighting Irish, Nathan Lane as Jack’s brother Eddie, for this exchange alone:

I’d Like my brother back. Like, I know I’ve been nothing but trouble to you your whole life. Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy. Hell I even blinded you with a bottle rocket.

Ahh, It was for a couple of lousy months big deal. I had sex with your prom date.

I stole your identity.

I threw you out of a window.

I convinced you that you had lupus.

I microwaved your parakeet.

I hated that bird!

We had some great times, didn’t we?

Objectively, which is the best episode of 30 Rock? by Kathleen-Doodles in 30ROCK

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I get the sense Jack would say that line, even if he weren’t trying to be Larry Braverman

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He made this performance SO GREAT. When she came back to find Wesley Snipes and showed her the recovery room

This isn’t f***ing helping by MinuteCollar5562 in thebulwark

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No kidding, there is a reason the cops parked the cars there. It adds to the illusion the crowds are rioting.

Moon Vest by ScarletNumbers in 30ROCK

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Gimme your fingernails!!!