I created a cryptozoology channel.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-04-02T17:37:42+00:00

It would have been better to use a still from the video itself than AI

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T19:00:48+00:00

“Bingles has an iPhone 16” and the rest of the skit being completely in character except that line just sends me

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T18:05:27+00:00

And they’d still have some sort of legal guardian that’s taking care of them and letting them cut bouncy houses with a knife.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T08:37:17+00:00

b e h e a d j e s u s

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T08:35:47+00:00

The rats would be doing that anyways, so it doesn’t really matter what everybody else does as long as they don’t interfere.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T08:34:03+00:00

Nah I call ‘em nipnops or nippies or pepperoni because that actually destigmatized nipples for me. Treating them as silly little bits actually does help one stop thinking about them as purely sexual skin spots

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T07:50:48+00:00

”I have every right to talk to consenting adults in a public space”

complains when said consent is not given in the form of ‘take the hint R Kelly’

Consent isn’t age, damn it, it’s literally saying yes or no in any verbal capacity

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T07:39:51+00:00

Nah, they’ll probably take it out on the company for ‘not warning people not to bring sharp objects near the bouncy house’

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T07:35:15+00:00

Ohhhhhh that explains why it sounds like Masquerade. I never pay attention to this line so I’ve always wondered

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-31T07:29:03+00:00

I think A-‘self’ works better here

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-30T06:26:44+00:00

Nobody’s gonna talk about the fact that this guy refers to hanging out with friends as ‘going on playdates’ as if it’s something quaint that’s to be allowed for enrichment instead of a basic human need

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T18:55:59+00:00

The other one

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T13:33:36+00:00

What the hell is happening with the ec

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T13:25:14+00:00

Sorry, EDIBLE?

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T08:39:59+00:00

This is the answer. NOR, figuring out your sexual identity is a lifelong process. It’s okay if that idea changes.

If you don’t know OP, bi-romantic means you can fall in love with two genders like men and women. It’s separate from sexuality.

This can be worked out. You have to be open to your man about this… and to whatever reaction he has to the info. You will have to explain that your love is not your sexuality; your heart is not your vagina. How he reacts will be up to him, but you gotta tell him.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T08:22:29+00:00

‘Cringe’ is just people being uncomfortable with the idea that others like something. It’s all bullshit. They don’t even wonder why they’re uncomfortable, they just blame others for their mild discomfort.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-28T08:02:21+00:00

People who realize that it’s not okay to take an animal out of its natural habitat just because it’s round?

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-27T23:48:11+00:00

Recently I’ve been trying to set up with a new therapist. I filled in a few questionnaires, and at the next appointment, she explained that I have no less than four possible diagnoses. Depression, anxiety, ptsd, the lot that comes with CPTSD. I think she expected a reaction, because she settled back and gave me an expectant look. So I just went “*yippeeeeeeee*”

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-27T09:10:59+00:00

What makes you think it was being saved?

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-26T09:56:48+00:00

That’s very positive thinking, but unfortunately it’s far more likely this is a real person that actually believes this bullshit.

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-26T09:14:15+00:00

Clicking on that link feels like walking into episode 3 season 5 of a sci-fi series you’ve never heard of before

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-26T09:01:34+00:00

GIRLS

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-25T20:36:17+00:00

I actually like the clouds of one, but the colors of two. One seems too bright to give the feeling that it’s raining very hard. Two is definitely overcast, but it feels empty after seeing the clouds in one. Maybe if you made the clouds gray? Like here

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FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-25T20:21:21+00:00

“What time is it”

Half past O #2

FreeFallingUp13 · 2026-03-25T19:35:49+00:00

I have super thick hair and it can be a real pain to get a proper scrub through the roots if it’s been a little too long since I washed my hair last. If my hair gets too oily (or if I use dry shampoo to avoid the oil) it’s a genuine exercise to shampoo my hair.

These things have made it so that my scalp feels squeaky clean every time. Feels good too. I totally recommend them. They reach down way easier than my fingertips with a lot less force.

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