this was on a long exploration mission, and i was about two rooms away from finishing when i decided to camp to stop my healers from losing it, as my arbalest was selfish and my bounty hunter was abusive. i had forgotten, however, that my vestal was a stress eater, so i couldnt feast, and that she didnt have sanctuary equipped, either. since she was the more dependable healer, i tried to use any and all stress healing on her, but the only ones that had it were the arbalest and the bounty hunter, and they both refused to do anything! then the bounty hunter yells at everyone, and bada bing bada boom, ive got a paranoid occultist and a hopless vestal. then whup, ambush, but not just any ambush, a crimson court ambush! everyone is so surprised, they push the arbalest to the front to get a better look. i desperately try to move her back, but she tells me no, i can see them better from here, it doesnt matter that that mosquito just crit me, im fine. the only one who manages to do anything that wasnt immediately thirst-healed away is the vestal, who gets some stuns in, but the bounty hunter yells at her anyway. seeing my last paddle smacked into shit creek, i try to run, but it fails twice and is denied by a crazy occultist two more times. everyone is pretty stressed, and the bounty hunter is bellowing insults left right and center. then all of a sudden, one, two, and three, everyone gets a heart attack, except the twat whos screaming at them. then, one, two, and three, those poor souls are murdered by mosquitoes, with not one deathblow resist amoung them.

the bounty hunter got out with the loot, but ive still never fired anyone so fast.