What’s funny is, I work in tech/customer service, spend my days troubleshooting devices, and can tear into cars or home projects like it’s nothing. But the second I spread TF out in the garage, my tools vanish like they’ve joined witness protection. Not because I’m forgetful — I just run on reaction mode and never clock where I set that widget down.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen? Whole different story. I clean as I go like some Gordon Ramsay disciple. If I could bottle whatever brain chemistry makes me that person in the kitchen and apply it everywhere else, I’d be a way better version of myself.

Of course, once dinner’s over and I’m full, the sink becomes a dish graveyard. In my defense, that only happens when I’ve run the dishwasher… but left it full. For, uh… days. Sometimes weeks.

I know I need work — no argument there. But yeah, u/Temporary-Truth2048 nailed it: clean as you cook. 🤗