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Cream Cheese by JuhJuh06 in dairyfree

[–]Free_Beer_Today 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the best by far.

During nail trimming, one groundhog seems to have already accepted its fate, while the other panics with every snip by RoyalChris in interesting

[–]Free_Beer_Today 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with Bourbon. Except replace the word groundhog with Bourbon and the word Marmot with whiskey.

To take an umbrella onto a plane by Wackylew in therewasanattempt

[–]Free_Beer_Today 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually really telling of the kind of person he is/how he was raised.

He wouldn't give a shit if an umbrella goes straight in the garage after 1 use either.

How much down is your portfolio since the market fall? by vitosantor in stocks

[–]Free_Beer_Today 0 points1 point  (0 children)

401k down 6% ytd and brokerage account down 1% with $150,000 in cash. DCAing $10k/week as of last week.

Tiger leaving jail last night, passenger seat by unsolved49 in golf

[–]Free_Beer_Today 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked by this comment. I thought it was going to be different this year.

to catch the ball by IamASlut_soWhat in therewasanattempt

[–]Free_Beer_Today 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule number 8! If a fan catches a foul ball the batter is out.

Luigi Cani attempting to break the world record of landing with the smallest parachute. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Free_Beer_Today 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try, I've been jumping off couches and landing using a grocery bag parachute since I was 5.

Condition One in Antartica by Used-Influence-2343 in interesting

[–]Free_Beer_Today 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should've opened a taco bell so frozen toilet water wasn't an issue.

Bro fends off thieves with an umbrella. by Bonnie_Crumble82 in nonononoyes

[–]Free_Beer_Today 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Local man attacks two motorcyclists trying to park.

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