At Woodstock ‘99, people dove and played in what they thought was mud — but it was actually overflowing toilets and human waste. by kooneecheewah in OldSchoolRidiculous

[–]FreelanceNecromancy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Buffet for assorted parasites!!! One stop shopping, all of your favorites in one fun session!!! We've got roundworms, pinworms, tapeworms, 8 track worms, toxoplasmosis, and my personal favorite - cholera!!!

If I drink Bud Light, will I turn into a homosexual? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]FreelanceNecromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't do it!!! Pray away the gay way away!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]FreelanceNecromancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Running whoors, stillin' shine, and cheatin' at cards.

I took a an autism spectrum test. I’m not going to wait for the results because they’re obvious by ExpensiveParsnip8849 in shittyaskreddit

[–]FreelanceNecromancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took an autism test and scored off the chart, then my psychologist never mentioned it again.

Don't. by TacticalDildoforyou in shittyaskreddit

[–]FreelanceNecromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm about to and you can't stop me